I have come up with an idea for a RESTAURANT!

Bite-sized rat-poison doughnuts.

Is it bad that I actually started laughing at this?

EDIT: Oh dang I need a Luther Burger. If only they were actually sold.

Socrates Special.

Dude Ted, It's So-Crates!!!!

EXCELLENT!!

Sounds profitable.

Razor Blade Chicken Nuggets?????

Or
Or
Or
Or
Go to Korea,
they eat dog their.
I hear it is quite tasty.

Wanna bet on that, mister?

"Nicromancer King!"

"Because you tasted the competence, you'll be willing to come here!"

"Nicromancer King!"

"Because you tasted the competence, you'll be willing to come here!"

Necromancer King 1lb burger. Necromancer King whups the $hit out of Burger King because Burger King has been around since 1954 A.D. and Necromancer King has been around since 954 B.C. Our competition ages meat for 2 weeks, we age it for 2000 years.