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I have come up with an idea for a RESTAURANT! - Derimed - 2009-07-08
McDeath! All the servers will wear black grim reaper robes and hoods (helps with the grease stains) and the mascot will be Bobby the Happy Reaper.
McDonald's, Wendy's, and Burger King got NOTHING on McDeath!
I have come up with an idea for a RESTAURANT! - Mark - 2009-07-08
What is in the menu?
I have come up with an idea for a RESTAURANT! - Myles - 2009-07-08
sounds worse than erich having sex.
I have come up with an idea for a RESTAURANT! - Derimed - 2009-07-08
Opeth Wrote:What is in the menu?
Big hearty 1/2lb burgers made with beef containing mad cow disease, and you can down it with Kool Aid laced with cyanide.
I have come up with an idea for a RESTAURANT! - MetaSeraphim - 2009-07-08
Sign me the f'uck up!
I have come up with an idea for a RESTAURANT! - Mark - 2009-07-08
I hope they have Hi-C. I'm not a fan of Kool-aid.
I have come up with an idea for a RESTAURANT! - Derimed - 2009-07-08
This restaurant will be PERFECT for those emo kids that are always talking about suicide and death. Now you too can have the object of your desires, for only $5.49 + sales tax!
Hi-C is a go. But you only get 1/2 the cyanide.
I have come up with an idea for a RESTAURANT! - MetaSeraphim - 2009-07-08
What a rip off. Do I get a refund if your stuff doesn't kill me btw?
I have come up with an idea for a RESTAURANT! - Derimed - 2009-07-08
MetaSeraphim Wrote:What a rip off. Do I get a refund if your stuff doesn't kill me btw?
No, but we'll keep giving you seconds until you DO die.
I have come up with an idea for a RESTAURANT! - WingZero - 2009-07-08
What's in the kid's meal?
I have come up with an idea for a RESTAURANT! - Derimed - 2009-07-08
WingZero Wrote:What's in the kid's meal?
Bite-sized rat-poison doughnuts.
I have come up with an idea for a RESTAURANT! - Dyxanije - 2009-07-08
Quantact Wrote:Big hearty 1/2lb burgers made with beef containing mad cow disease, and you can down it with Kool Aid laced with cyanide.
Just server Luther Burgers, you won't need the cyanide that way.
I have come up with an idea for a RESTAURANT! - MetaSeraphim - 2009-07-08
Quantact Wrote:No, but we'll keep giving you seconds until you DO die.
So it's basically an all I can eat? Awesome. I need to coat my stomach in wax first though.
I have come up with an idea for a RESTAURANT! - Sn1perJohnE - 2009-07-08
Yeah, Id like an order of the McSycles...and uh... how bout some of dem sythe frys, THANKS!
I have come up with an idea for a RESTAURANT! - Melancholy - 2009-07-08
Do you have anything with pineapple?
I have come up with an idea for a RESTAURANT! - shroum - 2009-07-08
Do you have a vegetarian menu?
I have come up with an idea for a RESTAURANT! - crewe127 - 2009-07-08
Quantact Wrote:No, but we'll keep giving you seconds until you DO die.
I would suggest just taking McDonald's menu and adding cyanide. That way you already have a killing formula, but you just add cyanide.
I have come up with an idea for a RESTAURANT! - Alloy - 2009-07-08
I doubt people would be ABLE to go back.
I have come up with an idea for a RESTAURANT! - chrome - 2009-07-08
Alloy Wrote:I doubt people would be ABLE to go back.Wanna bet on that, mister?
I have come up with an idea for a RESTAURANT! - Derimed - 2009-07-08
crewe127 Wrote:I would suggest just taking McDonald's menu and adding cyanide. That way you already have a killing formula, but you just add cyanide.
McDonalds already has cyanide in it. We're not ripping them off, we're competing with them.
shroum Wrote:Do you have a vegetarian menu?
Yes. Hemlock. It's the Socrates Special.