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I have come up with an idea for a RESTAURANT!
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2009-07-08, 05:53 PM
McDeath! All the servers will wear black grim reaper robes and hoods (helps with the grease stains) and the mascot will be Bobby the Happy Reaper.

McDonald's, Wendy's, and Burger King got NOTHING on McDeath!
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2009-07-08, 05:54 PM
What is in the menu?
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2009-07-08, 05:54 PM
sounds worse than erich having sex.
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2009-07-08, 05:56 PM
Opeth Wrote:What is in the menu?

Big hearty 1/2lb burgers made with beef containing mad cow disease, and you can down it with Kool Aid laced with cyanide.
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2009-07-08, 05:59 PM
Sign me the f'uck up!
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#6
2009-07-08, 06:00 PM
I hope they have Hi-C. I'm not a fan of Kool-aid.
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#7
2009-07-08, 06:02 PM
This restaurant will be PERFECT for those emo kids that are always talking about suicide and death. Now you too can have the object of your desires, for only $5.49 + sales tax!

Hi-C is a go. But you only get 1/2 the cyanide.
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2009-07-08, 06:05 PM
What a rip off. Do I get a refund if your stuff doesn't kill me btw?
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2009-07-08, 06:07 PM
MetaSeraphim Wrote:What a rip off. Do I get a refund if your stuff doesn't kill me btw?

No, but we'll keep giving you seconds until you DO die.
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2009-07-08, 06:10 PM
What's in the kid's meal?
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2009-07-08, 06:11 PM
WingZero Wrote:What's in the kid's meal?

Bite-sized rat-poison doughnuts.
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2009-07-08, 06:16 PM
Quantact Wrote:Big hearty 1/2lb burgers made with beef containing mad cow disease, and you can down it with Kool Aid laced with cyanide.

Just server Luther Burgers, you won't need the cyanide that way.
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2009-07-08, 06:18 PM
Quantact Wrote:No, but we'll keep giving you seconds until you DO die.

So it's basically an all I can eat? Awesome. I need to coat my stomach in wax first though.
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#14
2009-07-08, 06:23 PM
Yeah, Id like an order of the McSycles...and uh... how bout some of dem sythe frys, THANKS!
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2009-07-08, 06:36 PM
Do you have anything with pineapple? Goggleemoticon
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2009-07-08, 06:40 PM
Do you have a vegetarian menu? Frown
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#17
2009-07-08, 06:52 PM
Quantact Wrote:No, but we'll keep giving you seconds until you DO die.

I would suggest just taking McDonald's menu and adding cyanide. That way you already have a killing formula, but you just add cyanide.
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2009-07-08, 07:57 PM
I doubt people would be ABLE to go back.
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2009-07-08, 08:16 PM
Alloy Wrote:I doubt people would be ABLE to go back.
Wanna bet on that, mister? Goggleemoticon
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2009-07-08, 08:38 PM (This post was last modified: 2009-07-08, 08:45 PM by Derimed.)
crewe127 Wrote:I would suggest just taking McDonald's menu and adding cyanide. That way you already have a killing formula, but you just add cyanide.

McDonalds already has cyanide in it. We're not ripping them off, we're competing with them.

shroum Wrote:Do you have a vegetarian menu? Frown

Yes. Hemlock. It's the Socrates Special.
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