When I was a kid...

My name in Pokemon games and most RPGs has always been "Hiro" because I wanted to name myself "Hero" while playing Gold version... And I misheard my mom...

Oh yeah I deleted the character to name my character "Ash". Very creative I know.

In Gold/Silver I would name the Rival "????" because, well, that's what he said his name was!

Oh yeah I deleted the character to name my character "Ash". Very creative I know.

In Gold/Silver I would name the Rival "????" because, well, that's what he said his name was!

Stupid minds think alike!

Oh yeah I deleted the character to name my character "Ash". Very creative I know.

In Gold/Silver I would name the Rival "????" because, well, that's what he said his name was!

They ask, "What was his name?" so that seems logical. Last time i played i named him idiot

In Pokemon Red/Blue, when you go to heal your pokemon in a daycare, you're offered two options. "Heal" and "Cancel".
Because I'm such a gifted reader, I thought it was "Heal" and "Call".
"OMG SWEET I CAN CALL IN AND HEAL MAH POKEMANS. <3<3<3"

when i was 7 my nabor came over and told me to go in the closet.
she asked me if i wanted to do it and i was like "do what?"
and she said stick my plantain up her ass and i said ok...
then she said "OH GOD EWW IT FEELS LIKE IM CONSTIPATED!" and ran away. ._.

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If this post was by anyone else, I'd giggle at their creative imagination and give them some props for creating a series of far-fetched stories off of the top of their head, but unfortunately, you're serious. You never have and never will get your plantain wet; your prepubescent pepe is probably as short as what your own mother wishes your life would be. The only time you cried at age 9 was when your dad wouldn't give you a lift to Rite-Aid to buy you NX for surprise gach boxes. If you ever do make it in to the closet with a woman, she's probably just taking one for the team to keep you away from those actually accepted at social gatherings.

I wish I could smegaphone you to death.

What really??.. He was banned for this? Cmon everyone wanted to say this, Greg just had the balls too.

Plus, I didn't even know kingdj or whatever said that or I probably would of.

There's nothing worse than a young kid who thinks he knows everything about something he found on the internet.

I dropped my pokemon blue in the toilet and called Nintendo and told them it didn't work any more. I sent them the game and they sent me a new cartridge with all 150 pokemon and had beaten the elite four at least 6 times.

I deleted the data cause I didn't want my name to be "Dragon".

Anyways, when I was young, I wanted to scare my mom. It turned out, she walked out of the bathroom, naked. I scared her not knowing that she was in the nude. I scarred my memory for the first time.

When I was a kid, I was a naive Christian boy.

'Nuff said.

When i was a kid i browsed southperry.

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What really??.. He was banned for this? Cmon everyone wanted to say this, Greg just had the balls too.

Plus, I didn't even know kingdj or whatever said that or I probably would of.

There's nothing worse than a young kid who thinks he knows everything about something he found on the internet.

He wasn't banned for that. He was only infracted, though his points reached the limit for a temp ban. He'll be back in 10 days, if not sooner.

Furthermore, there are ways of saying "shove it up your ass you're full of pomegranate" without actually saying that. Ask any politician. Whether his argument was right or not isn't the issue when it comes to moderation.

Shove it up your arsenic you're full of permanganate

Am I doing it right?

You guys need to learn from Bill O'Reilly.

When I was a kid, I was a naive Christian boy.

'Nuff said.

Dude me too. Up until I was 8 and my best friend told me you could find pictures of boobs on the internet. I didn't believe him, so one day when I spent the night we stayed up until like 4am looking at boobs. We did it the next day too, but were caught. Scarred for life by the trauma. Shifted me out of the whole religion thing too.

Dude me too. Up until I was 8 and my best friend told me you could find pictures of boobs on the internet. I didn't believe him, so one day when I spent the night we stayed up until like 4am looking at boobs. We did it the next day too, but were caught. Scarred for life by the trauma. Shifted me out of the whole religion thing too.

WHY CANT YOU PEOPLE JUST FOLLOW THE DAMN LAW!!!!!


Now you are a potentially corrupted man.

WOW, if thats the case I have a pomegranate load of sex stories than made me become the bigget pervert on Earth.

When I was 7, my sisters friend took me to the closet and sucked my plantain.
4 months after the event, her sister took me to her parents room and sucked my plantain.
2 weeks later, we wnet back to her parents room and I fingered her platypus. (it was very slippery :f6

Age 9:
The girl I ever so loved so much finally broke up with her "boyfriend", she than came to me and we chilled at me house. 3 hours later where we're having unprotected sex. I cried later than night thinking I got her pregnant, only to find out my balls haven't dropped yet.
We continued having sex until I moved back to New York.

11:
I finally had A.R.C.H. or w/e and learned everything I needed to know. Such as where babies came from. I always thought black babies came from the butthole and white babies came from the pee hole.

13: I started playing Maple (there goes my sex drive.)

15: Maple got boring, hanging out with the wrong crowd, got back into my sex drive and almost got two girls pregnant.

All true stories.

Aren't we the biggest badass? Go burn $1300 and smega that whole story to Scania. I'm sure they'll appreciate it. Also, let me save you the trouble of responding to this post by doing it for you:

:f6: it's my money, i can do w/e the hell i want LOL you're just jealous cause i got laid way before you did LMAO :f6:

I wish I could smegaphone you to death.

When I was 7, my sisters friend took me to the closet and sucked my plantain.
4 months after the event, her sister took me to her parents room and sucked my plantain.
2 weeks later, we wnet back to her parents room and I fingered her platypus. (it was very slippery :f6

Age 9:
The girl I ever so loved so much finally broke up with her "boyfriend", she than came to me and we chilled at me house. 3 hours later where we're having unprotected sex. I cried later than night thinking I got her pregnant, only to find out my balls haven't dropped yet.
We continued having sex until I moved back to New York.

15: Maple got boring, hanging out with the wrong crowd, got back into my sex drive and almost got two girls pregnant.

All true stories.