When I was a kid...

When I was a kid playing Donkey Kong Country, I read the rulebook which stated, "Press the Y button to switch from Donkey Kong to Diddy Kong or vice versa". I tried to figure out the button combination to switch to vice versa.

When I was a kid I learned what sex was from a dictionary.

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When i was a kid i turned down playing in my crush's room for playing with her brother.

"I thought the mice in my house that lived behind the wall had fully furnished rooms like Jerry"

Fiel was a dumb kid.

But he's my dumb kid.

Yes, everyone. Bacon is my father.

Yes, everyone. Bacon is my mother.

there

When I was 8, I was at my friends birthday party. She had a SNES so I played that while she was having fun down stairs. I got really into Donkey Kong Country and she came upstairs and said "Hey Avery, I got something for you" not knowing what it was, I said "Just tell me, I'm on a hard level" and she influenced me to finally look and what I saw was a naked 9 year old body.. I didn't know what to do so I kind of just said WHOA and then turned around and continued to play the game.

True story.

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Just putting that out there.

When I was a kid I thought having sex meant putting the penis on the vagina. Kind of like how you would with a hotdog and bun...

It made sense at that age.

When I was a kid I thought having sex meant putting the penis on the vagina. Kind of like how you would with a hotdog and bun...

It made sense at that age.

Mutual masterbation. Sex. What's the difference?

When I was a kid I thought having sex meant putting the penis on the vagina. Kind of like how you would with a hotdog and bun...

It made sense at that age.

I always thought sex meant anal.

Somehow I was wrong for a decade but now I'm right again.

Mutual masterbation. Sex. What's the difference?

Can't make babies with how I was thinking.

I always thought sex meant anal.

Somehow I was wrong for a decade but now I'm right again.

Yeah, man. Nothing wrong with that.

When I was a kid I thought having sex meant putting the penis on the vagina. Kind of like how you would with a hotdog and bun...

It made sense at that age.

When I was a kid I didn't even know about the vagina's existence. I knew you had to insert something somewhere though, and I was 'ew'.

When I was a kid I thought kissing excessively made women pregnant.

When I was a kid I didn't even know about the vagina's existence.

Yah, me and my 7 year old freinds didn't know of a vagina, but we knew girls didn't have a penis, so we ended up having constant debates on how they used a urinal :f6:

When I was a kid I knew everything.

And nobody liked me.

When I was a kid I knew everything.

And nobody liked me.

When i was a kid i wasn't fun.

And nobody liked me.

When I was a kid, I thought females had dicks.