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When I was a kid... - Fiel - 2009-09-23
When I was a kid playing Donkey Kong Country, I read the rulebook which stated, "Press the Y button to switch from Donkey Kong to Diddy Kong or vice versa". I tried to figure out the button combination to switch to vice versa.
When I was a kid... - madanthony - 2009-09-23
When I was a kid I learned what sex was from a dictionary.
When I was a kid... - Corn - 2009-09-23
*Insert something funny here*
When I was a kid... - Takebacker - 2009-09-23
When i was a kid i turned down playing in my crush's room for playing with her brother.
When I was a kid... - K!yO - 2009-09-23
"I thought the mice in my house that lived behind the wall had fully furnished rooms like Jerry"
When I was a kid... - Bacon - 2009-09-23
Fiel was a dumb kid.
But he's my dumb kid.
When I was a kid... - Fiel - 2009-09-23
Yes, everyone. Bacon is my father.
When I was a kid... - K!yO - 2009-09-23
Fiel Wrote:Yes, everyone. Bacon is my mother.
there
When I was a kid... - GMSInfighter - 2009-09-23
When I was 8, I was at my friends birthday party. She had a SNES so I played that while she was having fun down stairs. I got really into Donkey Kong Country and she came upstairs and said "Hey Avery, I got something for you" not knowing what it was, I said "Just tell me, I'm on a hard level" and she influenced me to finally look and what I saw was a naked 9 year old body.. I didn't know what to do so I kind of just said WHOA and then turned around and continued to play the game.
True story.
When I was a kid... - madanthony - 2009-09-23
I think this thread has the highest post:views ratio I've ever seen. (So far)
Just putting that out there.
When I was a kid... - Mark - 2009-09-23
When I was a kid I thought having sex meant putting the penis on the vagina. Kind of like how you would with a hotdog and bun...
It made sense at that age.
When I was a kid... - Takebacker - 2009-09-23
Opeth Wrote:When I was a kid I thought having sex meant putting the penis on the vagina. Kind of like how you would with a hotdog and bun...
It made sense at that age.
Mutual masterbation. Sex. What's the difference?
When I was a kid... - Bacon - 2009-09-23
Opeth Wrote:When I was a kid I thought having sex meant putting the penis on the vagina. Kind of like how you would with a hotdog and bun...I always thought sex meant anal.
It made sense at that age.
Somehow I was wrong for a decade but now I'm right again.
When I was a kid... - Mark - 2009-09-23
Takebacker Wrote:Mutual masterbation. Sex. What's the difference?
Can't make babies with how I was thinking.
Bacon Wrote:I always thought sex meant anal.
Somehow I was wrong for a decade but now I'm right again.
Yeah, man. Nothing wrong with that.
When I was a kid... - Kalovale - 2009-09-23
Opeth Wrote:When I was a kid I thought having sex meant putting the penis on the vagina. Kind of like how you would with a hotdog and bun...
It made sense at that age.
When I was a kid I didn't even know about the vagina's existence. I knew you had to insert something somewhere though, and I was 'ew'.
When I was a kid... - Loose - 2009-09-23
When I was a kid I thought kissing excessively made women pregnant.
When I was a kid... - K!yO - 2009-09-23
Kalovale Wrote:When I was a kid I didn't even know about the vagina's existence.
Yah, me and my 7 year old freinds didn't know of a vagina, but we knew girls didn't have a penis, so we ended up having constant debates on how they used a urinal :f6:
When I was a kid... - Taiketo - 2009-09-23
When I was a kid I knew everything.
And nobody liked me.
When I was a kid... - Takebacker - 2009-09-23
Taiketo Wrote:When I was a kid I knew everything.
And nobody liked me.
When i was a kid i wasn't fun.
And nobody liked me.
When I was a kid... - Dragon - 2009-09-23
When I was a kid, I thought females had dicks.