When I was a kid...

When I was a kid I lost half of my hearing and people stopped talking to me and girls stopped liking me. I tried to talk to them my selves but I had trouble hearing and I was too poor to wear hearing aids, so people just didn't talk to the "deaf little boy". Frustrated, I left the social setting to hang out in the library, and the first book I read from the library was an encyclopedia. That encyclopedia taught me more about everything, such as the sacrifice rituals of the Aztec, racism, how a gun works, what life is about (reproduction, protection of self and species), basics of building a nuclear bomb, the water cycle, and a myriad of other things.

When I finally did get my hearing aids, (middle school, 3 years after coming to america), I tried asking other kids about what they thought about this stuff and the news, and apparently they were more interested in whether x made the football team or whether some girl thought y guy was cute. My peers just weren't interested in non-social things and rejected me again. Although I have a few friends, I only had two girls that liked me in my entire life, I never been to a party outside a BBQ my parents asked me to go to, never got laid, and never became part of the cool and popular and supporting crowd, regardless of my appearance/grades.

Never the less, reading is fun and is much better than reality, according to my experience.

When I was little, I would watch the old Scooby-doo shows and get scared. During the day.

When I was a kid I thought I could summon the mystery machine.
Also, I had these plastic pokeball toys and I started to put random sh'it in it like butterflies and what not. I wanted to be the greatest pokemon master ever.

I was disappointed that when I threw them, they didn't come out in a flash of light but instead fell to the ground and died.

When I was little, I would watch the old Scooby-doo shows and get scared. During the day.

Thats the point. The old scooby doo looked scarier, especially with the non computer generated characters.

The new scooby doo they show is too colorful and vivid to be a good scooby doo show.

Oh god win.

Greg, can you upload all your comics and give them to me? ;-; I want them so badly.

When I was a couple days ago, I learned that the PS3 has no games.

WOW, if thats the case I have a pomegranate load of sex stories than made me become the bigget pervert on Earth.

When I was 7, my sisters friend took me to the closet and sucked my plantain.
4 months after the event, her sister took me to her parents room and sucked my plantain.
2 weeks later, we wnet back to her parents room and I fingered her platypus. (it was very slippery :f6

Age 9:
The girl I ever so loved so much finally broke up with her "boyfriend", she than came to me and we chilled at me house. 3 hours later where we're having unprotected sex. I cried later than night thinking I got her pregnant, only to find out my balls haven't dropped yet.
We continued having sex until I moved back to New York.

11:
I finally had A.R.C.H. or w/e and learned everything I needed to know. Such as where babies came from. I always thought black babies came from the butthole and white babies came from the pee hole.

13: I started playing Maple (there goes my sex drive.)

15: Maple got boring, hanging out with the wrong crowd, got back into my sex drive and almost got two girls pregnant.

All true stories.

WOW, if thats the case I have a pomegranate load of sex stories than made me become the bigget pervert on Earth.

When I was 7, my sisters friend took me to the closet and sucked my plantain.
4 months after the event, her sister took me to her parents room and sucked my plantain.
2 weeks later, we wnet back to her parents room and I fingered her platypus. (it was very slippery :f6

Age 9:
The girl I ever so loved so much finally broke up with her "boyfriend", she than came to me and we chilled at me house. 3 hours later where we're having unprotected sex. I cried later than night thinking I got her pregnant, only to find out my balls haven't dropped yet.
We continued having sex until I moved back to New York.

11:
I finally had A.R.C.H. or w/e and learned everything I needed to know. Such as where babies came from. I always thought black babies came from the butthole and white babies came from the pee hole.

13: I started playing Maple (there goes my sex drive.)

15: Maple got boring, hanging out with the wrong crowd, got back into my sex drive and almost got two girls pregnant.

All true stories.

What is this, I dont even

WOW, if thats the case I have a pomegranate load of sex stories than made me become the bigget pervert on Earth.

When I was 7, my sisters friend took me to the closet and sucked my plantain.
4 months after the event, her sister took me to her parents room and sucked my plantain.
2 weeks later, we wnet back to her parents room and I fingered her platypus. (it was very slippery :f6

Age 9:
The girl I ever so loved so much finally broke up with her "boyfriend", she than came to me and we chilled at me house. 3 hours later where we're having unprotected sex. I cried later than night thinking I got her pregnant, only to find out my balls haven't dropped yet.
We continued having sex until I moved back to New York.

11:
I finally had A.R.C.H. or w/e and learned everything I needed to know. Such as where babies came from. I always thought black babies came from the butthole and white babies came from the pee hole.

13: I started playing Maple (there goes my sex drive.)

15: Maple got boring, hanging out with the wrong crowd, got back into my sex drive and almost got two girls pregnant.

All true stories.

Lying is bad.

When I was a couple days ago, I learned that the PS3 has no games.

PS3 has call of duty.

PS3 has call of duty.

sucks.

WOW, if thats the case I have a pomegranate load of sex stories than made me become the bigget pervert on Earth.

When I was 7, my sisters friend took me to the closet and sucked my plantain.
4 months after the event, her sister took me to her parents room and sucked my plantain.
2 weeks later, we wnet back to her parents room and I fingered her platypus. (it was very slippery :f6

Age 9:
The girl I ever so loved so much finally broke up with her "boyfriend", she than came to me and we chilled at me house. 3 hours later where we're having unprotected sex. I cried later than night thinking I got her pregnant, only to find out my balls haven't dropped yet.
We continued having sex until I moved back to New York.

11:
I finally had A.R.C.H. or w/e and learned everything I needed to know. Such as where babies came from. I always thought black babies came from the butthole and white babies came from the pee hole.

13: I started playing Maple (there goes my sex drive.)

15: Maple got boring, hanging out with the wrong crowd, got back into my sex drive and almost got two girls pregnant.

All true stories.

If this post was by anyone else, I'd giggle at their creative imagination and give them some props for creating a series of far-fetched stories off of the top of their head, but unfortunately, you're serious. You never have and never will get your plantain wet; your prepubescent pepe is probably as short as what your own mother wishes your life would be. The only time you cried at age 9 was when your dad wouldn't give you a lift to Rite-Aid to buy you NX for surprise gach boxes. If you ever do make it in to the closet with a woman, she's probably just taking one for the team to keep you away from those actually accepted at social gatherings.

I wish I could smegaphone you to death.

If this post was by anyone else, I'd giggle at their creative imagination and give them some props for creating a series of far-fetched stories off of the top of their head, but unfortunately, you're serious. You never have and never will get your plantain wet; your prepubescent pepe is probably as short as what your own mother wishes your life would be. The only time you cried at age 9 was when your dad wouldn't give you a lift to Rite-Aid to buy you NX for surprise gach boxes. If you ever do make it in to the closet with a woman, she's probably just taking one for the team to keep you away from those actually accepted at social gatherings.

I wish I could smegaphone you to death.

How harsh Greg.... True though.

When I was about 2, my parents informed me I was going to get a baby sister. At the time, we had a family who lived in the neighborhood who my parents were good friends with who happened to be black. We had a 2-seated stroller thing, and the neighbor's daughter would often sit in the back seat while I sat in the front. She didn't pull my hair, but my younger brother did. Because of this fact, I postulated that only white children liked to pull hair and because of my postulation, I decided that my sister was going to be black. Whenever someone would ask my mom about the baby in public, I would then pipe up and state quite boldly, that the child was going to be black.

When I was a wee lad, in the pokemon games I thought that you couldn't evolve your pokemon while in a battle with a trainer. So the other trainer wouldn't get jealous.


Then I realized they didn't have feelings.


I cried myself to sleep that night.

When I was a wee lad, in the pokemon games I thought that you couldn't evolve your pokemon while in a battle with a trainer. So the other trainer wouldn't get jealous.


Then I realized they didn't have feelings.


I cried myself to sleep that night.

I dropped my pokemon blue in the toilet and called Nintendo and told them it didn't work any more. I sent them the game and they sent me a new cartridge with all 150 pokemon and had beaten the elite four at least 6 times.

I deleted the data cause I didn't want my name to be "Dragon".

i dropped my pokemon blue in the toilet and called nintendo and told them it didn't work any more. I sent them the game and they sent me a new cartridge with all 150 pokemon and had beaten the elite four at least 6 times.

I deleted the data cause i didn't want my name to be "dragon".

inb4 u didnt get mew

My name in Pokemon games and most RPGs has always been "Hiro" because I wanted to name myself "Hero" while playing Gold version... And I misheard my mom...

My name in Pokemon games and most RPGs has always been "Hiro" because I wanted to name myself "Hero" while playing Gold version... And I misheard my mom...

I used to always name Gary "Ass". I would never let anyone watch my play because I feared someone would see that his name was Ass and I would then get in trouble for it.