hey guys I need a quick answer

Is that sarcasm?

No. Not really. =/

No. Not really. =/

Well, if it's through texts, hard to say, bro. It really depends on the chick, and how she normally responds to you. Meh. If you were interested in the chick, and had this been one of those face-to-face things, would have made it easier to give advice.

Well, if it's through texts, hard to say, bro. It really depends on the chick, and how she normally responds to you. Meh. If you were interested in the chick, and had this been one of those face-to-face things, would have made it easier to give advice.

Not talking about that girl. I'm not really interested in her.
I'm talking about any girl.

Quote Originally Posted by Baklava View Post
I AM JUST WONDERING IF SOMEONE TELLS YOU "YOU ACT TOO NICE", IN THE CONTEXT I PROVIDED, IS IT MEANT IN A POSITIVE OR NEGATIVE WAY.

IS BEING TOO NICE A TERRIBLE THING.
DO PEOPLE (GIRLS IN GENERAL) FIND "NICENESS" A GOOD QUALITY OR AN ANNOYING ONE.

Quote Originally Posted by Takebacker View Post
Meant in a positive way, but her having to say that in itself is a bad thing if you're interested in her. If you aren't then it isn't a bad thing.

Being nice is bad if you want to get a girlfriend. Being nice is good if you want to keep a girlfriend.

Quote Originally Posted by Takebacker View Post
Not being nice =/= being an pimento. o.o

Quote Originally Posted by Baklava View Post
So wait what do I do? =x

I HAVE NEVER TALKED TO GIRLS THIS WAY, F'UCK OFF ALL YOU CH/W/NIGGERS.

Present yourself in a suitable way that will attract chicks. IE: Come up to them and ask if they want to go at here and there (mall, somewhere to eat, arcade, etc). Especially easier if you're already acquainted. If not, well, lots of work to do. They'll figure out your flaws eventually, but it's always good to show your kind and true nature.

A bunch of the girls I dated in the past, half were gamers. Half were not. The gamer-girls were sorta easy, because you just gotta talk about any games they like that you know about. Go from there. The other girls were party-girls, so it was the typical college-student conversations. Sex, drinking, homework, work, etc.

Just start it off with something easy.

"Hey, you free tomorrow? If you are, wanna go to the mall with me? I have nothing to do tomorrow, and I'm pretty bored. Hell, I might call over a few of my/our friends. You up for it?"

Is an example. It can be best to call up a few friends, to lighten to load. It'll make things easier for you two, and going to the mall is basic. Just walk around, staring at stuff, and interact while you're having lots of eye-candy.

Present yourself in a suitable way that will attract chicks. IE: Come up to them and ask if they want to go at here and there (mall, somewhere to eat, arcade, etc). Especially easier if you're already acquainted. If not, well, lots of work to do. They'll figure out your flaws eventually, but it's always good to show your kind and true nature.

A bunch of the girls I dated in the past, half were gamers. Half were not. The gamer-girls were sorta easy, because you just gotta talk about any games they like that you know about. Go from there. The other girls were party-girls, so it was the typical college-student conversations. Sex, drinking, homework, work, etc.

Just start it off with something easy.

"Hey, you free tomorrow? If you are, wanna go to the mall with me? I have nothing to do tomorrow, and I'm pretty bored. Hell, I might call over a few of my/our friends. You up for it?"

Is an example. It can be best to call up a few friends, to lighten to load. It'll make things easier for you two, and going to the mall is basic. Just walk around, staring at stuff, and interact while you're having lots of eye-candy.

also put a sock in your pants to acentuate your bulge

also put a sock in your pants to acentuate your bulge

Fuck that shit. When I was with girls, man, I showed them how geeky I really was. I was really drunk thiis one time, and played Smash with one of my dates. I was laughing like a hyena, and she was sorta drunk too. We both played quite a bit, I raped her left and right on that game. You gotta show them bitches that you can dominate them in a game, then they'll respect you. Then you aim for that shit in bed when you score.

Present yourself in a suitable way that will attract chicks. IE: Come up to them and ask if they want to go at here and there (mall, somewhere to eat, arcade, etc). Especially easier if you're already acquainted. If not, well, lots of work to do. They'll figure out your flaws eventually, but it's always good to show your kind and true nature.

A bunch of the girls I dated in the past, half were gamers. Half were not. The gamer-girls were sorta easy, because you just gotta talk about any games they like that you know about. Go from there. The other girls were party-girls, so it was the typical college-student conversations. Sex, drinking, homework, work, etc.

Just start it off with something easy.

"Hey, you free tomorrow? If you are, wanna go to the mall with me? I have nothing to do tomorrow, and I'm pretty bored. Hell, I might call over a few of my/our friends. You up for it?"

Is an example. It can be best to call up a few friends, to lighten to load. It'll make things easier for you two, and going to the mall is basic. Just walk around, staring at stuff, and interact while you're having lots of eye-candy.

Ok that's a cool story. But has it ever actually worked?
I don't really -have- many friends irl so can I just skip the friend calling part.

also put a sock in your pants to acentuate your bulge

Don't have enough plantain for that.

Fuck that shit. When I was with girls, man, I showed them how geeky I really was. I was really drunk thiis one time, and played Smash with one of my dates. I was laughing like a hyena, and she was sorta drunk too. We both played quite a bit, I raped her left and right on that game. You gotta show them bitches that you can dominate them in a game, then they'll respect you. Then you aim for that shit in bed when you score.

Fuc'k the crap with the smash, already.

Fuck that shit. When I was with girls, man, I showed them how geeky I really was. I was really drunk thiis one time, and played Smash with one of my dates. I was laughing like a hyena, and she was sorta drunk too. We both played quite a bit, I raped her left and right on that game. You gotta show them bitches that you can dominate them in a game, then they'll respect you. Then you aim for that shit in bed when you score.

I raped her left and right on that game.

I raped her left and right

[SIZE="6"] I raped her [/SIZE]

you soo cool!!

Ok that's a cool story. But has it ever actually worked?
I don't really -have- many friends irl so can I just skip the friend calling part.


Don't have enough plantain for that.



Fuc'k the crap with the smash, already.

Yeah, it's worked. Just gotta be persuasive, take some speech classes. I'm not joking.

PS: Smash gets you laid. You think I'm kidding? There was a video on YT of a dude from CA using his controller, his hand movements were so fast, I'm surprised the controller didn't snap in half after 30 seconds.

Yeah, it's worked. Just gotta be persuasive, take some speech classes. I'm not joking.

PS: Smash gets you laid. You think I'm kidding? There was a video on YT of a dude from CA using his controller, his hand movements were so fast, I'm surprised the controller didn't snap in half after 30 seconds.

That's cool.
Can I skip the friend calling though. Don't have any.

Also no smash does not get you f'ucking laid. What the crap does fast hand movement have to do with anything.
Stop talking about smash all the god damn time.

i guess he means its a good skill for foreplay

i guess he means its a good skill for foreplay

It is. Fast fingers turns a chick on pretty fast. He thinks I'm joking... I once told I chick I could type 121 words per minute, she never looked at me the same again.

Pro female smashers jump all over your plantain if you beat them in smash.

No joke.

 Spoiler

Seriously.

Mmmm. WELL from a girl's p.o.v. it sounds like she's euphemistically saying that you're a bit of a pushover S:
"Not being nice =/= being an pimento. o.o" <--THIS i agree with .

Doesn't have to be Smash either. If you play Halo with them, they suddenly want you to jump all over them. Christ.

Fuck, have you seen a girl breaking a Wiimote in half? I have. It was scary, but I imagined it was my plantain. I ran.

i guess he means its a good skill for foreplay

It is. Fast fingers turns a chick on pretty fast. He thinks I'm joking... I once told I chick I could type 121 words per minute, she never looked at me the same again.

Ok cool. I can play maplestory pretty good, does that count?

Pro female smashers jump all over your plantain if you beat them in smash.

No joke.

 Spoiler

Seriously.

Scary.

Mmmm. WELL from a girl's p.o.v. it sounds like she's euphemistically saying that you're a bit of a pushover S:
"Not being nice =/= being an pimento. o.o" <--THIS i agree with .

SO WAIT I GOTTA BE LIKE, "MYSELF"? WHATEVER THAT IS.

Doesn't have to be Smash either. If you play Halo with them, they suddenly want you to jump all over them. Christ.

Fuck, have you seen a girl breaking a Wiimote in half? I have. It was scary, but I imagined it was my plantain. I ran.

You're a weirdo. Really.