The world's greatest pick-up line!

>kingdj333
>pick-up line
>works 97% of the time
>
>12 numbers
>your

I wish to die.

>kingdj333
>pick-up line
>works 97% of the time
>
>12 numbers
>your

I wish to die.

Southperry Mass Suicide '09!

Anyone else care to join?

Fail to go to jail?

'Cause that's blatant Sexual Harassment.

I'd love to see someone jailed for one bad pickup line....

Hahhaah, pickup lines.

I once had a convo with an alliance member. She's quite nut about vampires, so we were joking around. Some of the pickup lines I used (condition is I am a vampire) were:

"You are the source of my life." (to a human)
"Would you like Asian, Italian or French Cuisine for dinner?" (to another vampire)
"I sleep during the day because I stay awake all night longing to be with you" (to a human)

Good old days.

It has to be said.

The ONLY reason all those lines actually work is because of confidence. If you have the confidence to say it, and keep it up, the girl will be intrigued. That is, as long as you aren't being annoying or stupid. Or both.

Just don't expect anything permanent. Not that it sounds like you guys want that.

"Excuse me, I am about to go masturbate and needed a name to go with the face."
I have yet to fail with this.

Here's a good pickup line:

Treat a woman like she has a brain.

That's all for the lesson today kiddies.

Here's a good pickup line:

Treat a woman like she has a brain.

That's all for the lesson today kiddies.

I don't see anything sexist in this thread, only attempts at approaching women. o.o

Derp.

Hah.

Like the citizens of Southperry know anything about picking up women.

Here's a good pickup line:

Treat a woman like she has a brain.

That's all for the lesson today kiddies.

So you mean...like poetry?

Violets are dear Blue,
And Roses are so Red,
So what will it take,
To get you in bed?

@Mark: As Ben would put it..."It worked on your mother. OoOoOoOo"

Here's a good pickup line:

Treat a woman like she has a brain.

That's all for the lesson today kiddies.

Your sig.

Hah.

Like the citizens of Southperry know anything about picking up women.

Just men.

So you mean...like poetry?

Violets are dear Blue,
And Roses are so Red,
So what will it take,
To get you in bed?

And yes, I do respect my women.

If we're taking that approach...
Roses are red
Violets are blue
All my base Does this rag
Are belong to you Smell like chloroform to you?

Hah.

Like the citizens of Southperry know anything about picking up women.

Share with us how you picked manda up then.

Make me a sandwich.

What are you doing out of the kitchen?

So you mean...like poetry?

Violets are dear Blue,
And Roses are so Red,
So what will it take,
To get you in bed?

@Mark: As Ben would put it..."It worked on your mother. OoOoOoOo"

Roses aint red
Violets aint black
Why is your chest
flat as your back?

I just say 'I bet you 20 bucks your gonna turn me down'

It's not even a pick-up line it's just something that makes the situation of a random guy talking to cute chicks less awkward.

Hmmm, 20 bucks or a date.

Win/Win.

Share with us how you picked manda up then.

Okay well...it was a stormy night. I was just in my room playing the vidya you know? I hear screams from outside, so I got up to see if I could see anything from my window. Just as I peered outside a flash of lightning lit up the earth and I saw a beautiful woman being stalked by huge hulking guy. Realizing this woman is in serious danger I grabbed the nearest weapon I could find and ran out to her rescue. With my trusty aluminum bat in hand I caught up and approached the gargantuan man. I tapped him on the shoulder with my bat and as he turned around I said "Yo what's up?" and cracked him across the face. "BOINK!" I yelled as he reeled back but never fell to the ground. It was then I realized I might be in over my head.

The man then snarled and charged me like a freight train. I ran away to gain some ground and lept up and climbed the nearest tree. I looked down and noticed the man started climbing as well. I took my bat and gave him another blow to the cranium. "BONK!" He toppled to the ground and didn't move. I slowly climbed down to inspect the body and then I realized it. He wasn't a man at all...it was a F'UCKING BEAR. The bear came to and stood up towering, over me. With one swift motion he hit me in the chest, sending me flying into the shed. I was dazed for a good five minutes. When I regained my composure I saw it among the debris.

"Berserker pack!" I exclaimed as I grabbed it and immediately felt it's overwhelming power. The bear slowly approached me, completely unaware of what I was now in possession of. He towered over me again and let out a mighty roar. "YOU ARE HUGE! YOU MUST HAVE HUGE GUTS! RIP AND TEAR RIP AND TEAR!" I bellowed as I charged the bear, tackling him into the ground as I punched his abdomen into a gooey mush. I pulled out all of his insides and threw them across the yard before finally crushing his skull with my bare hands. By the time it was all over the feeling of power had vanished from me and I collapsed to the ground.

The unknown woman then ran over to me to see if I was alright. She thanked me for saving her life and helped me back into my house to take care of me and nurse my wounds. She gave me a passionate kiss and the rest is history.