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The world's greatest pick-up line! - kingdj333 - 2009-08-20
Ok, this is MY way of hooking up with a girl. It works 97% of the time and depends on the type of girl you like. NOw of course school hasn't started yet so it's gonna help you break the ice with most girls you meet with.
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And the rest is all up to you and you ability on keeping the vibe alive. I got 12 numbers from this. Wokred for me last year too. And I'm only a freshman.
Your welcome.
The world's greatest pick-up line! - FelixTM - 2009-08-20
Pick-up lines? Lame. They can only get you so far.
The Naked Man is all I need. Works two out of three times.
Guaranteed.
The world's greatest pick-up line! - Bacon - 2009-08-20
FelixTM Wrote:Pick-up lines? Lame. They can only get you so far.Only for people with enough..."stuff" to show. Like me
The Naked Man is all I need. Works two out of three times.
Guaranteed.
Pickup lines are lame.
The world's greatest pick-up line! - kingdj333 - 2009-08-20
I know their lame, but still, it's the best ever. just give it a TRY!
The world's greatest pick-up line! - GMSInfighter - 2009-08-20
I just say 'I bet you 20 bucks your gonna turn me down'
It's not even a pick-up line it's just something that makes the situation of a random guy talking to cute chicks less awkward.
The world's greatest pick-up line! - kingdj333 - 2009-08-20
GMSInfighter Wrote:I just say 'I bet you 20 bucks your gonna turn me down'
It's not even a pick-up line it's just something that makes the situation of a random guy talking to cute chicks less awkward.
LAWL :f6:
I might try it... Am I gonna get atleast 1 numba?
The world's greatest pick-up line! - GMSInfighter - 2009-08-20
kingdj333 Wrote:LAWL :f6:
I might try it... Am I gonna get atleast 1 numba?
How am I supposed to know how you interact with girls, or guys, or whatever you like.
The world's greatest pick-up line! - kingdj333 - 2009-08-20
GMSInfighter Wrote:How am I supposed to know how you interact with girls, or guys, or whatever you like.
Than there'd be no point in this thread. :f6:
I said mines not knowing what your sexual preference was and it turned out fine.
Anyways, another one that could work is, "What if I told you I love you?"
The world's greatest pick-up line! - Melancholy - 2009-08-20
I never have to ask girls for their numbers.
They're always asking right away for mine.
Too bad I'm not very interested in women.
The world's greatest pick-up line! - Greg22 - 2009-08-20
kingdj333 Wrote:You: "[SIZE="7"]Aye, yo.[/SIZE] When we gone get married?"
Stopped reading there. Who do you think you are, Kanye West? People think he's a cocky homo for a reason.
The world's greatest pick-up line! - Takebacker - 2009-08-20
kingdj333 Wrote:LAWL :f6:
I might try it... Am I gonna get atleast 1 numba?
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The world's greatest pick-up line! - Providence - 2009-08-20
I just read every reply in this thread and thanked the god who may exist that I wasn't born a female.
The world's greatest pick-up line! - Vernacular - 2009-08-20
Pick up lines?
Psh
I just walk up to the hot guy and smack his ass.
That is when the mood either gets really hot or really awkward.
The world's greatest pick-up line! - Dusk - 2009-08-20
It's not gonna suck itself
The world's greatest pick-up line! - GMSInfighter - 2009-08-20
Yeah... kingdj where are you getting these? Google? Nickelodeon forums?
The world's greatest pick-up line! - Bacon - 2009-08-20
Providence Wrote:I just read every reply in this thread and thanked the god who may exist that I wasn't born a female.You are a horrible horrible man Ryan.
>:[
The world's greatest pick-up line! - Hazzy - 2009-08-20
"Excuse me, I am about to go masturbate and needed a name to go with the face."
I have yet to fail with this.
The world's greatest pick-up line! - Mira - 2009-08-20
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The world's greatest pick-up line! - Bacon - 2009-08-20
Hazzy Wrote:"Excuse me, I am about to go masturbate and needed a name to go with the face."Fail to go to jail?
I have yet to fail with this.
'Cause that's blatant Sexual Harassment.
The world's greatest pick-up line! - sicnarf - 2009-08-20
People actually use pickup lines?
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