The world's greatest pick-up line!

Ok, this is MY way of hooking up with a girl. It works 97% of the time and depends on the type of girl you like. NOw of course school hasn't started yet so it's gonna help you break the ice with most girls you meet with.

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1. Walk you to the girl and hope the following goes according to plan.

You: "Aye, yo. When we gone get married?"
*At this point they either smirk or look at you as if your retarded.* (This is both good and bad)
You: Cause I had a dream of us running down the Bahamas butt naked"
*Now with your eyes look at her as if she's the most beatiful thing in the world.*
Her: *In a happy way* "ahaha... NO!"
You: "Common just think about it. You. Me. Butt-Naked happiness."

And the rest is all up to you and you ability on keeping the vibe alive. I got 12 numbers from this. Wokred for me last year too. And I'm only a freshman.

Your welcome.

Pick-up lines? Lame. They can only get you so far.

The Naked Man is all I need. Works two out of three times.

Guaranteed.

Pick-up lines? Lame. They can only get you so far.

The Naked Man is all I need. Works two out of three times.

Guaranteed.

Only for people with enough..."stuff" to show. Like me


Pickup lines are lame.

I know their lame, but still, it's the best ever. just give it a TRY!

I just say 'I bet you 20 bucks your gonna turn me down'

It's not even a pick-up line it's just something that makes the situation of a random guy talking to cute chicks less awkward.

I just say 'I bet you 20 bucks your gonna turn me down'

It's not even a pick-up line it's just something that makes the situation of a random guy talking to cute chicks less awkward.

LAWL :f6:

I might try it... Am I gonna get atleast 1 numba?

LAWL :f6:

I might try it... Am I gonna get atleast 1 numba?

How am I supposed to know how you interact with girls, or guys, or whatever you like.

How am I supposed to know how you interact with girls, or guys, or whatever you like.

Than there'd be no point in this thread. :f6:

I said mines not knowing what your sexual preference was and it turned out fine.

Anyways, another one that could work is, "What if I told you I love you?"

I never have to ask girls for their numbers.
They're always asking right away for mine.

Too bad I'm not very interested in women.

You: "[SIZE="7"]Aye, yo.[/SIZE] When we gone get married?"

Stopped reading there. Who do you think you are, Kanye West? People think he's a cocky homo for a reason.

LAWL :f6:

I might try it... Am I gonna get atleast 1 numba?

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I just read every reply in this thread and thanked the god who may exist that I wasn't born a female.

Pick up lines?
Psh
I just walk up to the hot guy and smack his ass.
That is when the mood either gets really hot or really awkward.

It's not gonna suck itself

Yeah... kingdj where are you getting these? Google? Nickelodeon forums?

I just read every reply in this thread and thanked the god who may exist that I wasn't born a female.

You are a horrible horrible man Ryan.

>:[

"Excuse me, I am about to go masturbate and needed a name to go with the face."
I have yet to fail with this.

"Excuse me, I am about to go masturbate and needed a name to go with the face."
I have yet to fail with this.

Fail to go to jail?

'Cause that's blatant Sexual Harassment.

People actually use pickup lines?

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Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?
Are you from Jamaica? Because Jamaican me crazy.