The world's greatest pick-up line!

Cool story bro.

You should get into writing like FelixTM. I expect great erotica from you as well.

RIP AND TEARr

RIP AND TEARr

CUZ YOU'RE A BEARr

I dont think that will work for me. Also have you considered foreign languages? Cuz your line only works for english >=(.

The Worlds Best is a pretty hard title to get m4n.

Hi, when I was mesmerized by you across the room I walked into the wall and passed out. I'm going to need your name and number for insurance reasons.

Edit by Zaotsu: No. That definitely doesn't belong on SP, not even as a joke.

Faceless Men?
Denied Dreams?
Frustration?

Sounds like my kind of story. Just edit out the sex scenes and its bound to become a piece of art.

Faceless Men?
Denied Dreams?
Frustration?

Sounds like my kind of story. Just edit out the sex scenes and its bound to become a piece of art.

but then its not literotica. =/

I didn't need pick-up lines when I was a pervert in High School. I just walked up to a girl and grabbed her ass, then walk away as if nothing happened. 90% of the time, they just shrug it off. 10% of the time, I get:

-Slapped
-Kicked in the shin
-Pushed against a locker (ow)

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Edit by FielThe Masked Chinchilla: Noone must know my dirty trick.[/fleft]

I didn't need pick-up lines when I was a pervert in High School. I just walked up to a girl and grabbed her ass, then walk away as if nothing happened. 90% of the time, they just shrug it off. 10% of the time, I get:

-Slapped
-Kicked in the shin
-Pushed against a locker (ow)

This is the story of how Khoi became a social outcast.

Khoi, you should follow FelixTM's technique of showing your tits. Girls would go crazy for those twins.

Edit: Someone just changed my signature/avatar. What's up fellas?

I didn't edit that.

People actually use pickup lines?

 Spoiler

Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?
Are you from Jamaica? Because Jamaican me crazy.

I used that second pick up line, and the girl stared at me. I said I was kidding and she sighed in relief.

It doesn't work :c.

I didn't edit that.

I wanna know your dirty trick.

I didn't need pick-up lines when I was a pervert in High School. I just walked up to a girl and grabbed her ass, then walk away as if nothing happened. 90% of the time, they just shrug it off. 10% of the time, I get:

-Slapped
-Kicked in the shin
-Pushed against a locker (ow)

ive been one upped. o-o
i was a massive pervert, but i never touched a girl's anywhere on purpose... dam shyness in high school. =/

ive been one upped. o-o
i was a massive pervert, but i never touched a girl's anywhere on purpose... dam shyness in high school. =/

If you have the balls and confidence, go for it. Otherwise, don't. I don't want to say I had popularity status in High School, because technically, I was only known for being one of the fewer Asians in High School, heh. That and people acknowledged me as a class-clown and a pervert, everybody friggin knew, so it wasn't anything special, haha. I'm not like that anymore though, no sirree~.

ive been one upped. o-o
i was a massive pervert, but i never touched a girl's anywhere on purpose... dam shyness in high school. =/

Clumsy, be you?

If you have the balls and confidence, go for it. Otherwise, don't. I don't want to say I had popularity status in High School, because technically, I was only known for being one of the fewer Asians in High School, heh. That and people acknowledged me as a class-clown and a pervert, everybody friggin knew, so it wasn't anything special, haha. I'm not like that anymore though, no sirree~.

Girls at my school peach at the smallest things :c. Plus they look ugly.

If you have the balls and confidence, go for it. Otherwise, don't. I don't want to say I had popularity status in High School, because technically, I was only known for being one of the fewer Asians in High School, heh. That and people acknowledged me as a class-clown and a pervert, everybody friggin knew, so it wasn't anything special, haha. I'm not like that anymore though, no sirree~.

Yes, please teach the young ones that it's okay to sexually harass females, because they secretly love it. Really. Every girl's secret fantasy is to be groped out of nowhere by some pervert.

I can't wait for the day that you "accidentally" end up doing something like that to a girl like me.

I can't wait for the day that you "accidentally" end up doing something like that to a girl like me.

[color=a000e]The trick is to find the ones who want it[/color]