The world's greatest pick-up line!

Edit: I didn't see Rob has mastered this too, high five.

High five!

Ok, this is MY way of hooking up with a girl. It dosent work 100% of the time and depends on the type of girl you like. NOw of course school hasn't started yet so it's gonna help you break most girls you meet with.

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1. Walk you to the girl and hope the following goes according to plan.

You: "Aye, yo. When we gone get married?"
*At this point they either smirk or look at you as if your retarded.* (This is both good and bad)
You: Cause I had a dream of us running down the Bahamas butt naked"
*Now with your eyes look at her as if she's the most beatiful thing in the world.*
Her: *In a happy way* "ahaha... NO!"
You: "Common just think about it. You. Me. Butt-Naked happiness."

And the rest is all up to you and you ability on keeping the vibe dead. I got -12 numbers from this. didint Work for me last year. And I'm freshman.


Your f@ckin welcome.

re-posted as worste pick up line ever lulz

^ Than whats the point?

You're such a virgin.

Lol'd. So true...If you know how to talk to a girl legitimately, you don't need a pickup line.

I use dumb pick-up lines to break the ice, it won't harm anybody and I thought it'd be good to share with my fellow southperrians. Unfortunely, you guys are just dicks...

^ You don't have to be a virgin to have the same kind of mind. Some people aren't as "mature" as you think......