500 year old vampire arrested

Legit

"I would say that it is the Twilight saga in particular that has brought out the younger teen fans. In that connection, Edward is a very 'safe' vampire, a kind of 'starter vamp' for beginners, if you will," Garza said.

"He's pretty, yes, so the seduction's there, but he's more than reluctant to act on his and Bella's sexual desires. He can go out in daylight - and even 'sparkles' in the sun, giving him a completely non-threatening character. He drives a Volvo, for goodness sake."

and this is why new age vampires suck, jesus.

Seriously, what the hell is up with people nowdays?

Surfer vampires?

Does he sparkle when he's in the sun?

Does he sparkle when he's in the sun?

I will not lie, this was the first thing that came to mind when I saw the title of this thread.

The title scared me quite a bit o_o

BAN THE TWILIGHT BOOKS!

BURN THE TWILIGHT BOOKS!

Fixed. If they're banned people will still read it illegally, like alcohol in prohibition.

SEND THEM TO THE MOON

the saddest thing is that people are this impressionable/stupid.