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500 year old vampire arrested - KhainiWest - 2011-08-18
Legit
500 year old vampire arrested - ShinkuDragon - 2011-08-18
Quote:"I would say that it is the Twilight saga in particular that has brought out the younger teen fans. In that connection, Edward is a very 'safe' vampire, a kind of 'starter vamp' for beginners, if you will," Garza said.
"He's pretty, yes, so the seduction's there, but he's more than reluctant to act on his and Bella's sexual desires. He can go out in daylight - and even 'sparkles' in the sun, giving him a completely non-threatening character. He drives a Volvo, for goodness sake."
and this is why new age vampires suck, jesus.
500 year old vampire arrested - Solarboy - 2011-08-18
![[Image: tumblr_lpfugeGyZ61qiwsp5o1_250.jpg]](http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lpfugeGyZ61qiwsp5o1_250.jpg)
Seriously, what the hell is up with people nowdays?
500 year old vampire arrested - Moonlapse - 2011-08-18
Surfer vampires?
500 year old vampire arrested - Corn - 2011-08-18
Does he sparkle when he's in the sun?
500 year old vampire arrested - Raul - 2011-08-18
Corn Wrote:Does he sparkle when he's in the sun?
I will not lie, this was the first thing that came to mind when I saw the title of this thread.
500 year old vampire arrested - Ninjaman43 - 2011-08-18
The title scared me quite a bit o_o
500 year old vampire arrested - Shidoshi - 2011-08-19
BAN THE TWILIGHT BOOKS!
500 year old vampire arrested - Holypie - 2011-08-19
Shidoshi Wrote:BURN THE TWILIGHT BOOKS!
Fixed. If they're banned people will still read it illegally, like alcohol in prohibition.
500 year old vampire arrested - Shidoshi - 2011-08-19
SEND THEM TO THE MOON
500 year old vampire arrested - MrHoodBlade - 2011-08-19
the saddest thing is that people are this impressionable/stupid.