what the f'uck happens when:

that is all

I won't sleep today

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Assume the rod is a meter long. After entering the portal the size has not changed. Once you soder the ends together you've basically made a meter long "circle". Case 3 would not occur as is visibly seen since the size of the stick has not changed. Instead there would be a straight stick from portal A to portal B

....|B
.../
_/
A

If portal A and portal B were to be placed further than 1 meter apart the stick would be instantly stretched in an attempt still remain connected. since this is not a stretchy material, the rod would snap at the sodered location probably, or at it's weakest point.


Case a:
The rod is still under the effects of gravity, so yes, it accelerates downwards

case b:
In an inverse of what I mentioned before case a... as the portals begin moving closer to each other, the pipe begins attempting to contract since it's ends need to be located at the orange and blue portals. The material would be compressed and ... well... i'm no aperture scientist, so I can't say what happens when the portals meet (that and I don't play portal).


case c:
covered already


Enjoy your rest.

so you were browsing 4chan early in the morning too eh? bad idea >.<

so you were browsing 4chan early in the morning too eh? bad idea >.<

Ah I should've figured that that's where it came from.

I think the real mystery is why so few people know how to spell solder.

I think the real mystery is why so few people know how to spell solder.

It isn't a common word, plus it's easy to forget silent letters completely.

I think the real mystery is why so few people know how to spell solder.

The real mystery is why anyone would solder heavy metal rather than welding it. Clearly they want this experiment to fall apart and end up destroying some faces.

The real mystery is why anyone would solder heavy metal rather than welding it. Clearly they want this experiment to fall apart and end up destroying some faces.

+1

The real mystery is why anyone would solder heavy metal rather than welding it. Clearly they want this experiment to fall apart and end up destroying some faces.

Sarah you're a girl, you can't know this. You must be a guy. MUST

It isn't a common word, plus it's easy to forget silent letters completely.

That and I didn't want to bother with the spelling at 3 am so I just took his spelling despite it looking weird.

portals cannot move once placed
in portal 2 when you had the room where you placed the portal on the moving surface, it was the rest of the room that was moving.

portals cannot move once placed
in portal 2 when you had the room where you placed the portal on the moving surface, it was the rest of the room that was moving.

This is what I was thinking. Portals can't be placed on moving objects, so the entire picture is bollocks.

>Read step 1

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portals cannot move once placed
in portal 2 when you had the room where you placed the portal on the moving surface, it was the rest of the room that was moving.

you could argue that everything is moving, and then go "AAAAAAAAA"

The answer is.....

It'd crash the source engine.

:3

Sarah you're a girl, you can't know this.

I needed an extra class in grade 11 and took welding with a friend. I got 93% and had the best welds in the class.

I needed an extra class in grade 11 and took welding with a friend. I got 93% and had the best welds in the class.

you must have at least chest hair and a beard by now.

What object is absolutely stationary though?

you must have at least chest hair and a beard by now.

Tom Sellick mustache. They call me Magnum.

Also anyone with any technical knowledge knows that soldering is only used for light seals.