Don't touch your penis after eating flaming hot Cheetos.

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;_;

Thnx bro.

nice job breaking it hero.

My dad used some habaneros (inb4 hobanera-chan) and was deseeding them with his hands.

After he was done, he washed his hands, then went to the bathroom.

Shortly after going in he comes out crying about how the habanero oils were still on his hands and they were burning his penis when trying to pee.

Pfft... what a bunch of sissies and sissy dads in these forums.

I use Tabasco sauce as lubricant.

Pfft... what a bunch of sissies and sissy dads in these forums.

I use Tabasco sauce as lubricant.

You must have the nads of an ox!

I once touched my special spot after I had put some shampoo on my hand. It really burned to pee for a day after that.

I'm not sure what kind of fetishes you guys get into that spicy stuff hurts; Why are you cutting up your dicks?

I'm not sure what kind of fetishes you guys get into that spicy stuff hurts; Why are you cutting up your dicks?

God dammit, I cant find a good clip of Van Wilder 2 with the hot sauce scene. Dam you youtube!!!!!

You know what's good for that? Rubbing IcyHot on your private; it soothes the burn.

You know what's good for that? Rubbing icy hot on your private. Soothes the burn.

Oh, kinky baby, Yeah!

My dad used some habaneros (inb4 hobanera-chan) and was deseeding them with his hands.

After he was done, he washed his hands, then went to the bathroom.

Shortly after going in he comes out crying about how the habanero oils were still on his hands and they were burning his penis when trying to pee.

As soon as I read "he washed his hands, then went to the bathroom," I started thinking "oh pomegranate that isn't enough man, THAT ISN'T ENOUGH."

As soon as I read "he washed his hands, then went to the bathroom," I started thinking "oh pomegranate that isn't enough man, THAT ISN'T ENOUGH."

Better yet, he used lava soap, which has those lil rocks in it. pomegranate didnt do it D:

Somewhat related :


cheesus

Somehow i saw this happening some day. Or something like it to you justin.

I do love my hot stuff. I dare y'all to try this:



For a first try, a mere dab on a toothpick is enough to burn your tongue for a good half hour. However, I'm getting more and more used to this stuff.

Pfft... what a bunch of sissies and sissy dads in these forums.

I use Tabasco sauce as lubricant.

> Mexican.

Of course you can withstand more.

Hence why I don't eat cheetos.

Pfft... what a bunch of sissies and sissy dads in these forums.

I use Tabasco sauce as lubricant.

I use a combination of valentina, tabasco and somecrushed habaneros.

Man what is this I don't even, lol....