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Don't touch your penis after eating flaming hot Cheetos. - Link - 2010-07-04

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Don't touch your penis after eating flaming hot Cheetos. - K!yO - 2010-07-04

Thnx bro.

Don't touch your penis after eating flaming hot Cheetos. - TøbiasBlack - 2010-07-04

nice job breaking it hero.

Don't touch your penis after eating flaming hot Cheetos. - Sn1perJohnE - 2010-07-04

My dad used some habaneros (inb4 hobanera-chan) and was deseeding them with his hands.

After he was done, he washed his hands, then went to the bathroom.

Shortly after going in he comes out crying about how the habanero oils were still on his hands and they were burning his penis when trying to pee.

Don't touch your penis after eating flaming hot Cheetos. - Loose - 2010-07-04

Pfft... what a bunch of sissies and sissy dads in these forums.

I use Tabasco sauce as lubricant.

Don't touch your penis after eating flaming hot Cheetos. - Sn1perJohnE - 2010-07-04

Loose Wrote:Pfft... what a bunch of sissies and sissy dads in these forums.

I use Tabasco sauce as lubricant.

You must have the nads of an ox!

Don't touch your penis after eating flaming hot Cheetos. - Cyadd - 2010-07-04

I once touched my special spot after I had put some shampoo on my hand. It really burned to pee for a day after that.

Don't touch your penis after eating flaming hot Cheetos. - Hazzy - 2010-07-04

I'm not sure what kind of fetishes you guys get into that spicy stuff hurts; Why are you cutting up your dicks?

Don't touch your penis after eating flaming hot Cheetos. - Sn1perJohnE - 2010-07-04

Hazzy Wrote:I'm not sure what kind of fetishes you guys get into that spicy stuff hurts; Why are you cutting up your dicks?

God dammit, I cant find a good clip of Van Wilder 2 with the hot sauce scene. Dam you youtube!!!!!

Don't touch your penis after eating flaming hot Cheetos. - Patchouli - 2010-07-04

You know what's good for that? Rubbing IcyHot on your private; it soothes the burn.

Don't touch your penis after eating flaming hot Cheetos. - Sn1perJohnE - 2010-07-04

Patchouli Wrote:You know what's good for that? Rubbing icy hot on your private. Soothes the burn.

Oh, kinky baby, Yeah!

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Don't touch your penis after eating flaming hot Cheetos. - Avoidant - 2010-07-04

Sn1perJohnE Wrote:My dad used some habaneros (inb4 hobanera-chan) and was deseeding them with his hands.

After he was done, he washed his hands, then went to the bathroom.

Shortly after going in he comes out crying about how the habanero oils were still on his hands and they were burning his penis when trying to pee.

As soon as I read "he washed his hands, then went to the bathroom," I started thinking "oh pomegranate that isn't enough man, THAT ISN'T ENOUGH."

Don't touch your penis after eating flaming hot Cheetos. - Sn1perJohnE - 2010-07-04

Avoidant Wrote:As soon as I read "he washed his hands, then went to the bathroom," I started thinking "oh pomegranate that isn't enough man, THAT ISN'T ENOUGH."

Better yet, he used lava soap, which has those lil rocks in it. pomegranate didnt do it D:

Don't touch your penis after eating flaming hot Cheetos. - DeanNim - 2010-07-04

Somewhat related :


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Don't touch your penis after eating flaming hot Cheetos. - ★★★★★ - 2010-07-04

Somehow i saw this happening some day. Or something like it to you justin.

Don't touch your penis after eating flaming hot Cheetos. - SlayerZach - 2010-07-04

I do love my hot stuff. I dare y'all to try this:

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For a first try, a mere dab on a toothpick is enough to burn your tongue for a good half hour. However, I'm getting more and more used to this stuff. Glitter

Don't touch your penis after eating flaming hot Cheetos. - FrozNlite - 2010-07-04

Loose Wrote:Pfft... what a bunch of sissies and sissy dads in these forums.

I use Tabasco sauce as lubricant.

> Mexican.

Of course you can withstand more.

Don't touch your penis after eating flaming hot Cheetos. - Derosis - 2010-07-04

Hence why I don't eat cheetos.

Don't touch your penis after eating flaming hot Cheetos. - Solarboy - 2010-07-04

Loose Wrote:Pfft... what a bunch of sissies and sissy dads in these forums.

I use Tabasco sauce as lubricant.

I use a combination of valentina, tabasco and somecrushed habaneros.

Don't touch your penis after eating flaming hot Cheetos. - WillDaSnail - 2010-07-04

Man what is this I don't even, lol....