The Ultimate Johto throwdown (Spam version) bad ending

Swearing doesn't make the story better. Too much of it only makes it look / sound stupid.

Actually, this is true.

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Now you are almost tempting me to change this into a choose your own adventure type deal, almost.

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Joe is on the run for his life. One wrong slip, and Miley would catch up and do who knows what to him! Finally, the sounds of someone entering the train station can be heard!

It is the K9 unit! (one officer and 2 Growlithes) Those police dogs had taken down drug cartels and mafia bosses, the deranged pokemon trainer would not stand a chance! "Sic em!" The Growlithe bare their fangs and bark as they start charging at Miley!

"What the hell?!" The 1st Growlithe had lunged at Miley but she booted it away as if it were nothing! The Growlithe smashes against a wall near the other injured officers!

The 2nd Growlithe bites Mileys leg and clamps on tight with its jaws! But in a bizzare twist, Miley bends over and begins biting the Growlithe right back! For several minutes the two take turns gnawing on each other before Growlithe is forced to flee! The fire dog was getting hurt but Miley appeared to have barely taken any damage at all! She was not even bleeding!

The officer that arrived with the dogs shouts, "I've had enough of you peach!! Everyone, attack her at the same time! She will not be able to handle all of us!"

What the pineapple am I reading.

It was futile. Even with the Goldenrod officers working together, Miley does not lose the upper hand! Finally, Joe is the last officer still able to fight, everyone else is unconscious or too badly wounded. Running out of ideas, Joe starts throwing random objects at Miley!

If he can knock her on to the train tracks then they might at least have a chance to run away! A hamburger, a briefcase and a trash bin, all of these only slow Miley down and make her angrier! Joe keeps throwing stuff and gets incredibly lucky with the toss of a lost backpack! Miley stumbles near the Magnet tracks and falls over just as the 10 o'clock train passes by the station!

It was over, the rogue pokemon trainer appeared to have been crushed. The mayor rushes out of the station and toward a hospital clutching his injured limb! He wonders what could have caused Miley to have acted so strangely. Looking down at his bleeding arm, he hopes that whatever it was, it is not contagious.

To be continued.....

What the pineapple am I reading.

Complete and utter horsepomegranate.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VRaoHi_xcWk

What the pineapple am I reading.

Complete and utter horsepomegranate.

Alright then, thanks, our theories match.