The Ultimate Johto throwdown (Spam version) bad ending

The mayor of Goldenrod city had recieved word that the first of the competitors was going to be arriving by train shortly. Eager to get out of his stuffy office for a while he goes to the station and waits to greet the trainer.

A Magnet train pulls in and out comes a female pokemon trainer. The mayor checks his paperwork for the name and then cheerfully says, "Welcome to Goldenrod city miss Miley!" He holds out his arm and smiles to give a warm handshake.

The girl trainer simply stares blankly at the outstrecthed hand before grabbing it and ferociously biting it! The mayor howls in pain, "YOU PEACH!!" Blood drips from the wound as he clutches his arm, "Pomegranate! Why Miley? Why did you do that?!!"

Miley only snarls..

What the pineapple am I reading.

Pikamemnon - The Try to Pokemon Role-play Southperrican. (to be read in Pokedex voice)

Wow, I've never seen that pokemon before! Thanks, Pokedex! (throws pokeball)

(You cant catch me, I'm the gingerbread man!)

Miley wore standard Ruby/ Sapphire era girl trainer clothing while the mayor is dressed in a (now ruined) politicians suit and tie. Goldenrod did not need this kind of negative publicity. If the press heard about this it would be a public relations nightmare! He needed to handle this quickly before it got out of hand. "SECURITY! Get this psychotic peach out of my sight!"

4 Goldenrod officers appear in the train station and approach Miley. "Ok now little lady come along quitely, we do not want to have to get rough." The officers take out their batons..

...and bitchslap her with them. Fantastic!

I think this is pikamemnon's attempt to get us into the RPG.

Did anyone even sign in for his RPG?

What the pineapple am I reading.

Seriously, this is not cool.

whatever, i'm going to whip out my gameboy and play some old school silver now
kthnx

I, uh...totally read the title in the form of "Ultimate showdown of ultimate destiny" and tried reading his post as if it was the song...
I'm a terrible person.

I, uh...totally read the title in the form of "Ultimate showdown of ultimate destiny" and tried reading his post as if it was the song...
I'm a terrible person.

That's what I thought at first, but I realised it wasn't when I read it. :x

I think this is pikamemnon's attempt to get us into the RPG.

Close, but no cigar. Take another look at the last part of the thread title.

Seriously, this is .. cool.

Joe Pishtonio was fresh out of the law enforcement academy. He looked forward to taking down some big time crooks and high speed car chases, so Joe was sorely disappointed when his first assignment turned out to be Goldenrod city. Sure he had heard some tall tales and rumors but patrolling this sleepy town was going to be one of the most boring jobs in history, or so he had thought.

Miley growls and jumps at the largest of the 4 officers! The tackle hits with the force of a professional football player and the 8 foot tall fellow is sent flying like a volley ball! The officer lands on a bench, which is flattened as it breaks his fall! "Thats it!!" 2 of the lawmen close in on Miley..

THE ULTRA BALLS...THROW THEM!!!!!!!!!!

Joe Pishtonio was fresh out of the law enforcement academy. He looked forward to taking down some big time crooks and high speed car chases, so Joe was sorely disappointed when his first assignment turned out to be Goldenrod city. Sure he had heard some tall tales and rumors but patrolling this sleepy town was going to be one of the most boring jobs in history, or so he had thought.

Miley growls and jumps at the largest of the 4 officers! The tackle hits with the force of a professional football player and the 8 foot tall fellow is sent flying like a volley ball! The officer lands on a bench, which is flattened as it breaks his fall! "Thats it!!" 2 of the lawmen close in on Miley..

As they close in they notice that a pink mouse tail coming from her waist line. Thats when they knew, a mew had somehow transformed into a human, and experimenting with it's new ability, dramatically enhanced it's aggression. The officers threw pokeballs, all having no effect as even the pokeballs were tricked by the transformation. The girl's head went back, only to thrust an Ice beam, freezing the officers alive before performing a low kick to shatter the brittle ankles of the officers. The mayor looks in horror

"I..Impossible, a pokemon passing it's abilities to a human level aggression, it's a monster!"

...Just cause I was bored.

...

Pretty good, if you added some more swearing it would be perfect!


This didn't make any sense! They were all highly trained, physically fit officers, so how was a single teenager beating the gravy out of them?!

An officer swings his weapon high in an attempt to knock the girl out! But when he makes contact, Miley does not even flinch! It was as if he had just struck a huge rock, "DAMMIT!!" He is shoved aside with a look of surprise plastered on his face! Another officer tries a leg sweep move to try and get Miley off of her feet. "Aaaargh!" The sweep fails horribly as his leg is broken by the impact!

"Officers down! We need backup NOW!" Joe screams into his radio, as Miley turns her gaze to him!

What the pineapple am I reading.

Pretty good, if you added some more swearing it would be perfect!

Swearing doesn't make the story better. Too much of it only makes it look / sound stupid.

Pretty good, if you added some more swearing it would be perfect!


This didn't make any sense! They were all highly trained, physically fit officers, so how was a single teenager beating the gravy out of them?!

An officer swings his weapon high in an attempt to knock the girl out! But when he makes contact, Miley does not even flinch! It was as if he had just struck a huge rock, "DAMMIT!!" He is shoved aside with a look of surprise plastered on his face! Another officer tries a leg sweep move to try and get Miley off of her feet. "Aaaargh!" The sweep fails horribly as his leg is broken by the impact!

"Officers down! We need backup NOW!" Joe screams into his radio, as Miley turns her gaze to him!

Oh I'm going to fu`ck with this so bad:

Joe drops the radio as Miley performed ridiculous hand signs, with a screech bellowing "SUMMONING NINJUTSU". Her hands clapped against the ground as a Gyrados is summoned, catapulting Joe with the strength of it's mere tail whip. The mayor in horror,

"Impossible, it can talk and summon other pokemon with the intent of kill!? What is the meaning of this!"

The last syllable ever spoken as Gyrados clamps onto him, his fangs gushing into his chest as the sounds of his crushed bones go down its throat.