Alloy's Musings.

LOL that was hilarious. Great job Johnny, keep up the good work, and one day you might get your own thread!

[SIZE="5"]#4 Restless souls[/SIZE]

When a mapler meets his destiny...


They will find what's on the other side... a light? heaven? nothingness?

[SIZE="7"]WRONG[/SIZE]



[SIZE="4"]THE AFTERLIFE IS THE NEAREST TOWN[/SIZE]

And regardless of this, let's ignore more than half of the people had died already at least once... making this a zombie fest.

But... THINK OF THE CONSEQUENCES! Without death, the population will keep increasing, since, let's be serious, who's going to stop procreating? This means that the towns will be overpopulated, having to create new ones for dead people to respawn at... Until there's no space left.

At least, there's a downside to death... loose of exp... What is this? AMNESIA? Well, if I have to choose between death and small memory loss... I pick the memory loss. BUT! What about those who just leveled? WHAT'S THE MATTER TO THOSE? No loss for them, AT ALL! It's like if they just found fun dying!

So, in conclusion, what can we get from this? Is there a REAL death? Is that REAL death deleting a character from existance? Why does that real death, if it is indeed the real one, need your date of birth? is that some kind of satanic ritual? Is death on vacation? Is there NO DEATH AT ALL? Are we all doomed to live in a place without oxygen? Would we keep dying and respawning without almost no space to respawn at, making us die again and again?

What we dure know, is that there's something horribly wrong, and I'm going to fix it.

JOHNNY! WHAT ARE YOU DOING STEALING MY THREAD! D: I'd kill you if it worked at all.

Alloy spelled oxygen wrong! Kill him!

Oh crap D:! LET ME LEVEL FIRST!

Isn't it obvious? The key to immortality is to sign up for a job. That's why NPCs die all the time, permanently, and we don't. :p

Actually, we're 2D and we can go on top of each other, so we can't really overpopulate Maplestory.

Instead of making a new thread, ill make a subsection

[SIZE="5"]Johnny's Musings.[/SIZE]

So you know those brown and pink teddy's in ludi, right? Cute, huh? Everyone's killed them before, right?
Hm? Well this teddy drops cotton. A brown teddy, dropping cotton. I sense Nexon is a tad racist.

 delete if nessescary

Q.)why do drug companies put cotton before the drugs in the drug bottles.
A.) To remind blsck people they we're pickin cotton before sellin drugs

im not racist just reminded me of that joke

JOHNNY! WHAT ARE YOU DOING STEALING MY THREAD! D: I'd kill you if it worked at all.

-clicks return to nearest town-

-waits for Alloy to delve into the complexity of reproduction in Maple-

Alright, I'll do it.
[SIZE="6"]MUSHY MUSHYZ[/SIZE]


Alright, we have Mushmom, Zombie Mushmom, Blue Mushmom...
And we have blue mushroom, orange mushroom, green mushroom, zombie mushrooms...

BUT, WHERE'S THE DAD'S?

How do mushrooms mate, and how do they do so with the same gender?
And where did a green mushroom come from?

How are mushrooms the same size as us? And fight us? And how are mushrooms-mushroom! walking and hurting us?

Easy. Spores. It's actually their drop. I've been looking into this before, and it made sense. Also, forgot the shrooms, their "babies".

Oh god, I hope nobody believes I did look into this before...

Alright, I'll do it.
[SIZE="6"]MUSHY MUSHYZ[/SIZE]


Alright, we have Mushmom, Zombie Mushmom, Blue Mushmom...
And we have blue mushroom, orange mushroom, green mushroom, zombie mushrooms...

BUT, WHERE'S THE DAD'S?

How do mushrooms mate, and how do they do so with the same gender?
And where did a green mushroom come from?

How are mushrooms the same size as us? And fight us? And how are mushrooms-mushroom! walking and hurting us?

You forgot the erotic horny mushroom, shroom, and urban fungus.

i think the blue mushrooms are males, and i thought blue mm is called mushdad once.
what intrests me the most is the green mushroom and the horny mushrooms...
they seem to have different type of caps and also they seem to have no parents..
hmm...

and green.

But yeah. Some random dude called it Mushdad once[not an npc, a player]and then everyone started calling it that. Its called blue MM.

and green.

But yeah. Some random dude called it Mushdad once[not an npc, a player]and then everyone started calling it that. Its called blue MM.

It's called Mushdad in other versions.

They don't mate. They do the same things real mushrooms do to reproduce. I'd laugh if I saw real mushrooms mating.

About the restless souls thing, anyone remember the Monster Invasion events, where every town was constantly under attack by bosses and tauromacis/spears? xD

Massive death tolls, oyas xD

You forgot the erotic horny mushroom, shroom, and urban fungus.

You also forgot this one!

Thread successfully hijacked. >_>

Thread successfully hijacked. >_>

Heh, you tell me. I'd try to think and post something new, but I had some work to do, and well, I haven't sleep AT ALL last night, trying to end it. And I'm going to sleep less today, too. Fuuuuuuun times.

Come back tomorrow aproximately... My brain might function by then.