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I'm soooo itchy. I can hardly sit still on my chair. It's been friggin' hot this entire week, and I've been sweating like my interior is made of cheese, and that cheese slowly oozes out of my body as time progresses.
I just want to remove all my clothes and lie on my bed. But then I think of all the oil that collects on my bed. There's so much oil that it makes my hair clump together in the morning when I wake up. Or maybe I sweat as I sleep. But that doesn't explain the oil that gathers on my keyboard when I use my laptop on my bed.
I shower every day, by the way. Occasionally, I'll miss a shower, but I haven't missed a shower for a week now. I swear I smell like a girl. But it's hot and I'm itchy. Scrratch me. Scratch me now!
PS. I tip well.
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> Buy a cat
> Piss it off
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Rick Wrote:> Buy a cat
> Piss it off
Well he clearly did that with his last female frie--OH you mean the animal..
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Shidoshi Wrote:Pools are your friend.
Pool's drown flees which is clearly his problem!
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Thats what friends are for, and if your back is itchy, then something is clearly wrong.
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Random_Overlord Wrote:Thats what friends are for, and if your back is itchy, then something is clearly wrong.
Yeah, you annoyed them out of the room, WannabeHarrison.
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Go buy sand paper, rub on skin. Problem solved.
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KhainiWest Wrote:Yeah, you annoyed them out of the room, WannabeHarrison.
I am glad you recongnize my talent at annoying people, I feel very honoured.
Now who wants a cookie? It's made out of freshly baked orhpans~
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No thank you harrisonWannabe, see harrison makes cookies out of edible things, not annoying this.
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ITT: Random_Overlord is jealous of me.
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Random_Overlord Wrote:I am glad you recongnize my talent at annoying people, I feel very honoured.
Stop comparing yourself to Harrison, he's not annoying.
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Words Wrote:Stop comparing yourself to Harrison, he's not annoying.
I'm still a combine
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Random_Overlord Wrote:I'm still a combine
Huh?
Whatever. Never expected R_O to make sense anyway.
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Hanabira.Kage Wrote:Huh?
Whatever. Never expected R_O to make sense anyway.
This is how it always was meant to be.
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Random_Overlord Wrote:This is how it always was meant to be.
Glad that you admitted to it.
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RandomOverlord is merely randomapprentice compared to the great harrison, who is also related to harrison ford. I know I'm a doctor.
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Random_Overlord Wrote:I'm still a combine
He meant concubine. He just didn't know how to spell it.
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