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Who wants to scratch me? - 2147483647 - 2011-07-05
I'm soooo itchy. I can hardly sit still on my chair. It's been friggin' hot this entire week, and I've been sweating like my interior is made of cheese, and that cheese slowly oozes out of my body as time progresses.
I just want to remove all my clothes and lie on my bed. But then I think of all the oil that collects on my bed. There's so much oil that it makes my hair clump together in the morning when I wake up. Or maybe I sweat as I sleep. But that doesn't explain the oil that gathers on my keyboard when I use my laptop on my bed.
I shower every day, by the way. Occasionally, I'll miss a shower, but I haven't missed a shower for a week now. I swear I smell like a girl. But it's hot and I'm itchy. Scrratch me. Scratch me now!
PS. I tip well.
Who wants to scratch me? - Rick - 2011-07-05
> Buy a cat
> Piss it off
Who wants to scratch me? - KhainiWest - 2011-07-05
Rick Wrote:> Buy a cat
> Piss it off
Well he clearly did that with his last female frie--OH you mean the animal..
Who wants to scratch me? - Shidoshi - 2011-07-05
Pools are your friend.
Who wants to scratch me? - KhainiWest - 2011-07-05
Shidoshi Wrote:Pools are your friend.
Pool's drown flees which is clearly his problem!
Who wants to scratch me? - Panacea - 2011-07-05
Or dry skin.
Who wants to scratch me? - Random_Overlord - 2011-07-05
Thats what friends are for, and if your back is itchy, then something is clearly wrong.
Who wants to scratch me? - KhainiWest - 2011-07-05
Random_Overlord Wrote:Thats what friends are for, and if your back is itchy, then something is clearly wrong.
Yeah, you annoyed them out of the room, WannabeHarrison.
Who wants to scratch me? - Erebus - 2011-07-05
[video=youtube;HrwDFgEeFCE]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HrwDFgEeFCE[/video]
Who wants to scratch me? - CrazyForDex - 2011-07-05
Go buy sand paper, rub on skin. Problem solved.
Who wants to scratch me? - Random_Overlord - 2011-07-05
KhainiWest Wrote:Yeah, you annoyed them out of the room, WannabeHarrison.
I am glad you recongnize my talent at annoying people, I feel very honoured.
Now who wants a cookie? It's made out of freshly baked orhpans~
![[Image: cookie.gif]](http://www.allcooksrecipes.com/images/cookie.gif)
Who wants to scratch me? - KhainiWest - 2011-07-05
No thank you harrisonWannabe, see harrison makes cookies out of edible things, not annoying this.
Who wants to scratch me? - 2147483647 - 2011-07-05
ITT: Random_Overlord is jealous of me.
Who wants to scratch me? - Words - 2011-07-05
Random_Overlord Wrote:I am glad you recongnize my talent at annoying people, I feel very honoured.
Stop comparing yourself to Harrison, he's not annoying.
Who wants to scratch me? - Random_Overlord - 2011-07-05
Words Wrote:Stop comparing yourself to Harrison, he's not annoying.
I'm still a combine
Who wants to scratch me? - Hanabira.Kage - 2011-07-05
Random_Overlord Wrote:I'm still a combine
Huh?
Whatever. Never expected R_O to make sense anyway.
Whatever. Never expected R_O to make sense anyway.
Who wants to scratch me? - Random_Overlord - 2011-07-05
Hanabira.Kage Wrote:Huh?
Whatever. Never expected R_O to make sense anyway.
This is how it always was meant to be.
Who wants to scratch me? - Hanabira.Kage - 2011-07-05
Random_Overlord Wrote:This is how it always was meant to be.
Glad that you admitted to it.
Who wants to scratch me? - KhainiWest - 2011-07-05
RandomOverlord is merely randomapprentice compared to the great harrison, who is also related to harrison ford. I know I'm a doctor.
Who wants to scratch me? - 2147483647 - 2011-07-05
Random_Overlord Wrote:I'm still a combine
He meant concubine. He just didn't know how to spell it.