This thread is about Cave Johnson

I love him.

I love him.

I admire his work in the field of ranting.

I know deep inside that his scientists finally succeeded in making the improved lemons.

Someone should close this thread down, with the lemons.

[video=youtube;d1pikVnRiUU]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d1pikVnRiUU[/video]

Relevant?

Cave "The Rock" Johnson

Cave Johnson: Alright, I've been thinking, when life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade!
GLaDOS: Yeah.
Cave Johnson: Make life take the lemons back!
GLaDOS: Yeah!
Cave Johnson: Get Mad!
GLaDOS: Yeah!
Cave Johnson: I don't want your damn lemons, what am I supposed to do with these?
GLaDOS: Yeah. take the lemons!
Cave Johnson: Demand to see life's manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons! Do you know who I am? I'm the man whose gonna burn your house down... with the lemons!
GLaDOS: Oh, I like this guy.
Cave Johnson: I'm gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that'll burn your house down.
GLaDOS: Burn it down! Burning people. He says what we're all thinking.
Cave Johnson: [sickly cough] The point is: if we can store music on a compact disk, why can't we store a man's inteligence and personality on one? So I have the engineers figuring that one out right now. Brain mapping, artificial inteligence... we should've been working on it thirty years ago. And I will say this, and I'm gonna say it on tape so everybody will hear it a hundred times a day: If I die before you people can pour me in to a computer, I want Caroline to run this place.
[another sickly cough]
Cave Johnson: Now she'll argue, she say she can't do it. She's modest like that. But you make her! Hell, put her in my computer, I don't care.
[another sickly cough]
Cave Johnson: Alright, test's over. You can head on back to your desk.
GLaDOS: Goodbye, sir.

Did somebody say lemons?

Hey OP your avatar is from space ghost.

Hey OP your avatar is from space ghost.

Nah, its from The Brak Show.

What does gordon freeman find on the Borealis? a bunch of Cave Johnson recordings and lemonades.

Nah, its from The Brak Show.

Brak show is... Spinoff of space ghost I think. Idk I was little staying up too late.

Brak show is... Spinoff of space ghost I think. Idk I was little staying up too late.

Brak Show is a a spinoff of Space Ghost: Coast to Coast which is a spinoff/parody of Space Ghost.