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This thread is about Cave Johnson - Moonlapse - 2011-06-23

I love him.


This thread is about Cave Johnson - Secun - 2011-06-23

Moonlapse Wrote:I love him.

I admire his work in the field of ranting.


This thread is about Cave Johnson - Alloy - 2011-06-23

I know deep inside that his scientists finally succeeded in making the improved lemons.


This thread is about Cave Johnson - Erebus - 2011-06-23

Someone should close this thread down, with the lemons.


This thread is about Cave Johnson - Solarboy - 2011-06-23

[video=youtube;d1pikVnRiUU]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d1pikVnRiUU[/video]

Relevant?


This thread is about Cave Johnson - Sarah - 2011-06-23

Cave "The Rock" Johnson


This thread is about Cave Johnson - Corn - 2011-06-23

Cave Johnson: Alright, I've been thinking, when life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade!
GLaDOS: Yeah.
Cave Johnson: Make life take the lemons back!
GLaDOS: Yeah!
Cave Johnson: Get Mad!
GLaDOS: Yeah!
Cave Johnson: I don't want your damn lemons, what am I supposed to do with these?
GLaDOS: Yeah. take the lemons!
Cave Johnson: Demand to see life's manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons! Do you know who I am? I'm the man whose gonna burn your house down... with the lemons!
GLaDOS: Oh, I like this guy.
Cave Johnson: I'm gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that'll burn your house down.
GLaDOS: Burn it down! Burning people. He says what we're all thinking.
Cave Johnson: [sickly cough] The point is: if we can store music on a compact disk, why can't we store a man's inteligence and personality on one? So I have the engineers figuring that one out right now. Brain mapping, artificial inteligence... we should've been working on it thirty years ago. And I will say this, and I'm gonna say it on tape so everybody will hear it a hundred times a day: If I die before you people can pour me in to a computer, I want Caroline to run this place.
[another sickly cough]
Cave Johnson: Now she'll argue, she say she can't do it. She's modest like that. But you make her! Hell, put her in my computer, I don't care.
[another sickly cough]
Cave Johnson: Alright, test's over. You can head on back to your desk.
GLaDOS: Goodbye, sir.


This thread is about Cave Johnson - Sn1perJohnE - 2011-06-23

Did somebody say lemons?

[Image: lemonade.jpg]


This thread is about Cave Johnson - OB3LISK - 2011-06-24

Hey OP your avatar is from space ghost.


This thread is about Cave Johnson - Sn1perJohnE - 2011-06-24

OB3LISK Wrote:Hey OP your avatar is from space ghost.

Nah, its from The Brak Show.


This thread is about Cave Johnson - Kabanaw - 2011-06-24

What does gordon freeman find on the Borealis? a bunch of Cave Johnson recordings and lemonades.


This thread is about Cave Johnson - OB3LISK - 2011-06-24

Sn1perJohnE Wrote:Nah, its from The Brak Show.

Brak show is... Spinoff of space ghost I think. Idk I was little staying up too late.


This thread is about Cave Johnson - Ryukiroku - 2011-06-24

OB3LISK Wrote:Brak show is... Spinoff of space ghost I think. Idk I was little staying up too late.

Brak Show is a a spinoff of Space Ghost: Coast to Coast which is a spinoff/parody of Space Ghost.