So this guy got in an accident...lost his left leg and arm.

Now he's all right.

aaaand that's how you kill the funhouse section.

So a panda and a tiger walk into a bar...
















Everyone panics and runs away.

A few years ago, my HS History teacher used this joke really casually. Almost none of us got it at first, but when we did...haha. It was a great laugh.

OH! crap. Now I got it. I was imagining some guy totally handicapped because he couldn't even use anything to stay of his foot. It looked too cruel D: "Right" doesn't have those two meanings in spanish, you know :p

So everyone in a picture was looking to the left, except one girl.. She was cross eyed.

So she was RIGHT ON!

.....
there a man named frank standing in his boxers in the corner.
he was japanese.
lmfao.

Some guy lost his penis during an operation.

No joke.

http://consumerist.com/5054482/man-sues-...ting-penis

Why did the chicken get to the other side?

oh wait...

A guy walks into a bar and says ouch.

Q: What's blue and sits in the corner?
A: A baby in a plastic bag.




































Q: Whats green and sits in the corner?
A: The same baby a month later.

So a termite walks into a bar, looks around and asks...

"Is the bar tender here?"

Wow. These are just BAD jokes. I don't think I can even classify them as jokes.

Here is my contribution to the badness:

Q. How do you catch a squirrel?
A. Climb in a tree and act like a nut.

A man walks into a tavern and sees a sign hanging over the bar which reads:

CHEESEBURGER:
$1.50

CHICKEN SANDWICH : $2.50

HAND JOB:
$1,000.00

Checking his wallet for the necessary payment, he walks up to the bar and beckons to the exceptionally attractive female bartender serving drinks to a meager looking group of farmers.

'Yes?' she inquires with a knowing smile, 'Can I help you?'

'I was wondering,' whispers the man, 'are you the young lady who gives the hand-jobs?'

'Yes,' she purrs, I am.

The man replies, 'Well, wash your hands. I want a cheeseburger.'