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So this guy got in an accident...lost his left leg and arm. - Mark - 2008-09-29
Now he's all right.
So this guy got in an accident...lost his left leg and arm. - Alloy - 2008-09-29
aaaand that's how you kill the funhouse section.
So this guy got in an accident...lost his left leg and arm. - Mark - 2008-09-29
So a panda and a tiger walk into a bar...
Everyone panics and runs away.
So this guy got in an accident...lost his left leg and arm. - FelixTM - 2008-09-29
A few years ago, my HS History teacher used this joke really casually. Almost none of us got it at first, but when we did...haha. It was a great laugh.
So this guy got in an accident...lost his left leg and arm. - Alloy - 2008-09-29
OH! crap. Now I got it. I was imagining some guy totally handicapped because he couldn't even use anything to stay of his foot. It looked too cruel D: "Right" doesn't have those two meanings in spanish, you know :p
So this guy got in an accident...lost his left leg and arm. - GMSInfighter - 2008-09-29
So everyone in a picture was looking to the left, except one girl.. She was cross eyed.
So she was RIGHT ON!
So this guy got in an accident...lost his left leg and arm. - pandapple - 2008-09-29
.....
there a man named frank standing in his boxers in the corner.
he was japanese.
lmfao.
So this guy got in an accident...lost his left leg and arm. - Bacon - 2008-09-29
Some guy lost his penis during an operation.
No joke.
http://consumerist.com/5054482/man-sues-doctors-for-amputating-penis
So this guy got in an accident...lost his left leg and arm. - Alloy - 2008-10-01
Why did the chicken get to the other side?
oh wait...
So this guy got in an accident...lost his left leg and arm. - Acim - 2008-10-01
A guy walks into a bar and says ouch.
So this guy got in an accident...lost his left leg and arm. - Mark - 2008-10-02
Q: What's blue and sits in the corner?
A: A baby in a plastic bag.
Q: Whats green and sits in the corner?
A: The same baby a month later.
So this guy got in an accident...lost his left leg and arm. - psychopat - 2008-10-02
So a termite walks into a bar, looks around and asks...
"Is the bar tender here?"
So this guy got in an accident...lost his left leg and arm. - Katie - 2008-10-02
Wow. These are just BAD jokes. I don't think I can even classify them as jokes.
Here is my contribution to the badness:
Q. How do you catch a squirrel?
A. Climb in a tree and act like a nut.
So this guy got in an accident...lost his left leg and arm. - Mark - 2008-10-02
A man walks into a tavern and sees a sign hanging over the bar which reads:
CHEESEBURGER:
$1.50
CHICKEN SANDWICH : $2.50
HAND JOB:
$1,000.00
Checking his wallet for the necessary payment, he walks up to the bar and beckons to the exceptionally attractive female bartender serving drinks to a meager looking group of farmers.
'Yes?' she inquires with a knowing smile, 'Can I help you?'
'I was wondering,' whispers the man, 'are you the young lady who gives the hand-jobs?'
'Yes,' she purrs, I am.
The man replies, 'Well, wash your hands. I want a cheeseburger.'