I'm gonna teach you guys how to fight...

...because I think some of you guys need it.

[video=youtube;D3K-mrlYG7Y]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D3K-mrlYG7Y[/video]

kick to the groin is my 1st priority if i ever get into a fight

"Somebody's telling me that about my wife... I'm sorry sir, but I'm gonna break your leg."

How is this defense? You're initiating the fight.

kick to the groin is my 1st priority if i ever get into a fight

You run get into a jock who has a little penis complex, due to an overdose of steroids, that walks around with a cup to enhance his already small package.

You mention to him how you got a little plantain too and know how it feels. He gets a fit of roid rage and starts charging at you.

What do you do now? Oh yeah! You get your pansy ass whooped like the little peach you are.

Where did that come from? Why did I say that? Why would I say such cruel things?

[SPOILER=Here's why...]

I'm on a horse

This guy makes too wide and broad of movements.Any trained fighter could tell what he's planning on doing when he does anything. Especially his 'out of nowhere moves'.

Better self defense right here nigga

[video=youtube;2REG3-Wb5gM]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2REG3-Wb5gM[/video]

Oh, so this is the GTA4 guy?

He's real?
D:

This guy makes too wide and broad of movements.Any trained fighter could tell what he's planning on doing when he does anything. Especially his 'out of nowhere moves'.

The man's a UFC legend actually:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bas_Rutten

He left with a 22 win 1 draw record.

Fun Fact: UFC wont let you fight in it if you have too high of a rank in any 1 martial art.

Fun Fact: UFC wont let you fight in it if you have too high of a rank in any 1 martial art.

No wonder I can kick all of their asses.

You run get into a jock who has a little penis complex, due to an overdose of steroids, that walks around with a cup to enhance his already small package.

You mention to him how you got a little plantain too and know how it feels. He gets a fit of roid rage and starts charging at you.

What do you do now? Oh yeah! You get your pansy ass whooped like the little peach you are.

Where did that come from? Why did I say that? Why would I say such cruel things?

[SPOILER=Here's why...]

I'm on a horse

cool story bro.

No wonder I can kick all of their asses.

Yeah, all of them are platypi. I have a triple black with red stains belt in Mankopomegranatesu and can take any of them out single handedly. They try throwing a punch at me with those wide movements and I can see it 5 seconds before their brain sends the reaction. Too slow, bro, I'm already behind you.

I think attempting to blow people's mind would be a lot more fun.

[video=youtube;UVMp9_Y2298]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UVMp9_Y2298[/video]

Now that's defence!