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I'm gonna teach you guys how to fight... - Ryukiroku - 2011-03-17
...because I think some of you guys need it.
[video=youtube;D3K-mrlYG7Y]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D3K-mrlYG7Y[/video]
I'm gonna teach you guys how to fight... - Imagine - 2011-03-17
kick to the groin is my 1st priority if i ever get into a fight
I'm gonna teach you guys how to fight... - Kunagisa - 2011-03-17
"Somebody's telling me that about my wife... I'm sorry sir, but I'm gonna break your leg."
How is this defense? You're initiating the fight.
I'm gonna teach you guys how to fight... - Erebus - 2011-03-17
Imagine Wrote:kick to the groin is my 1st priority if i ever get into a fight
You run get into a jock who has a little penis complex, due to an overdose of steroids, that walks around with a cup to enhance his already small package.
You mention to him how you got a little plantain too and know how it feels. He gets a fit of roid rage and starts charging at you.
What do you do now? Oh yeah! You get your pansy ass whooped like the little peach you are.
Where did that come from? Why did I say that? Why would I say such cruel things?
[SPOILER=Here's why...]
![[Image: 129899710462-1298829554953.jpg]](http://fim.413chan.net/fim/src/129899710462-1298829554953.jpg)
I'm on a horse
I'm gonna teach you guys how to fight... - Nalek - 2011-03-17
This guy makes too wide and broad of movements.Any trained fighter could tell what he's planning on doing when he does anything. Especially his 'out of nowhere moves'.
Better self defense right here nigga
[video=youtube;2REG3-Wb5gM]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2REG3-Wb5gM[/video]
I'm gonna teach you guys how to fight... - Alex123123 - 2011-03-17
Oh, so this is the GTA4 guy?
He's real?
D:
I'm gonna teach you guys how to fight... - Ryukiroku - 2011-03-17
Nalek Wrote:This guy makes too wide and broad of movements.Any trained fighter could tell what he's planning on doing when he does anything. Especially his 'out of nowhere moves'.
The man's a UFC legend actually:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bas_Rutten
He left with a 22 win 1 draw record.
I'm gonna teach you guys how to fight... - Nalek - 2011-03-17
Fun Fact: UFC wont let you fight in it if you have too high of a rank in any 1 martial art.
I'm gonna teach you guys how to fight... - -Ghost- - 2011-03-17
Nalek Wrote:Fun Fact: UFC wont let you fight in it if you have too high of a rank in any 1 martial art.
No wonder I can kick all of their asses.
I'm gonna teach you guys how to fight... - Imagine - 2011-03-17
Erebus Wrote:You run get into a jock who has a little penis complex, due to an overdose of steroids, that walks around with a cup to enhance his already small package.
You mention to him how you got a little plantain too and know how it feels. He gets a fit of roid rage and starts charging at you.
What do you do now? Oh yeah! You get your pansy ass whooped like the little peach you are.
Where did that come from? Why did I say that? Why would I say such cruel things?
[SPOILER=Here's why...]
I'm on a horse
cool story bro.
I'm gonna teach you guys how to fight... - Kunagisa - 2011-03-17
-Ghost- Wrote:No wonder I can kick all of their asses.
Yeah, all of them are platypi. I have a triple black with red stains belt in Mankopomegranatesu and can take any of them out single handedly. They try throwing a punch at me with those wide movements and I can see it 5 seconds before their brain sends the reaction. Too slow, bro, I'm already behind you.
I'm gonna teach you guys how to fight... - Pixie - 2011-03-17
I think attempting to blow people's mind would be a lot more fun.
[video=youtube;UVMp9_Y2298]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UVMp9_Y2298[/video]
Now that's defence!