I'm arranged to be married by next year
#21
I forget if u are a boy or a girl so would it be like:
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(girl + girl)


or more like:
[Image: Cosmo_and_Wanda.png]
(girl + boy)
??
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#22
Plasmablaster Wrote:Potassium Cyanide.

Not as easy to get as those images try to make it seem.

Sn1perJohnE Wrote:Let us run and elope before then Spidey!

Kill yourself.

BlueRuin Wrote:I have so many thoughts on that but since this is the funhouse....death by chocolate! ^_^

I'm not a dog.

ShiKage Wrote:I thought you had that disease where you were going to be dead in a few months anyway. Why are you worried?

There's enough treatment for me to last longer.

Justin Wrote:Southperry will not accept this. Tell us who this person is, and he will disappear.

Justin Beaver
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#23
ElectricSix Wrote:As far as suicide goes, hypothermia is pretty high up there on my list of the best ways to die. Only real downside is the requirement that you live in the right climate, or travel to it. It also takes quite a bit of willpower I suppose, since that initial body shock is pretty tough, but after that it'll be too cold for you to really think or feel anything. And you can even include some sort of hilarious reference on your tombstone about turning into a popsicle or something.

I agree, this is a good one. Mainly because I could pull it off in my backyard, sure, but it's still up there. Just make sure you're not found for quite some time. Crazy people feel the need to save others they see in trouble.

I've always thought jumping in front of a large, fast moving vehicle would be nice, as well. Access can be tricky, depending on where you live.
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#24
Why can't you use a noose?
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#25
FelixTM Wrote:I agree, this is a good one. Mainly because I could pull it off in my backyard, sure, but it's still up there. Just make sure you're not found for quite some time. Crazy people feel the need to save others they see in trouble.

I've always thought jumping in front of a large, fast moving vehicle would be nice, as well. Access can be tricky, depending on where you live.

Why would you think of things like this? ;-;
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#26
dihydrogen monoxide. lots of it.
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#27
Mike Wrote:dihydrogen monoxide. lots of it.

I know man. I accidentally drank that stuff last week and I had to go to the emergency room..doctor's said if I waited a minute later I would have died
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#28
FelixTM Wrote:I agree, this is a good one. Mainly because I could pull it off in my backyard, sure, but it's still up there. Just make sure you're not found for quite some time. Crazy people feel the need to save others they see in trouble.

I've always thought jumping in front of a large, fast moving vehicle would be nice, as well. Access can be tricky, depending on where you live.

Jumping in front of moving vehicles is too prone to failure. In most cases it'd lead to a painful (and messy) death anyway.

Corn Wrote:Why can't you use a noose?

Torturing death, and you end up a stinky mess when crap and piss yourself at the end.
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#29
Shoot yourself; make some beautiful artwork on your wall.
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#30
FelixTM Wrote:I agree, this is a good one. Mainly because I could pull it off in my backyard, sure, but it's still up there. Just make sure you're not found for quite some time. Crazy people feel the need to save others they see in trouble.

I've always thought jumping in front of a large, fast moving vehicle would be nice, as well. Access can be tricky, depending on where you live.

instead of jumping in front of it and losing your legs, just wait for a HUGE truck to come, and jump-headbutt it.
i don't support suicide though
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#31
JoeTang Wrote:1. Buy insurance.
2. Fake death
3. ????
4. Profit


Sorry,only tupac got away with that
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#32
You guys need help
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#33
street Wrote:You guys need help
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#34
street Wrote:You guys need help

I should act like Sarah for a second so I can reply to your post in the best way possible.
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#35
street's a normalfag though, no point in replying. I blocked him because his posts are so normal and boring to look at.
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#36
Go down to Brooklyn or MD baltimore and ask a few African Americans if they would to play hangman with you.
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#37
MetaSeraphim Wrote:I should act like Sarah for a second so I can reply to your post in the best way possible.

Wait your not Sarah?

Another person blocked me i think i'm going to try methods 1-35 on how to kill myself
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#38
Like this.
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#39
street Wrote:Wait your not Sarah?

you're*
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#40
street Wrote:Wait your not Sarah?

His not Sarah?

I am confused....
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