I'm arranged to be married by next year

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I'm arranged to be married by next year - Kunagisa - 2011-03-13

Someone give me some nice suicide methods. I was thinking of carbon monoxide, but that's a lot harder to pull off than one would think, and doing it wrong would just lead to being a vegetable.

I'm arranged to be married by next year - Justin - 2011-03-13

Southperry will not accept this. Tell us who this person is, and he will disappear.

I'm arranged to be married by next year - Link - 2011-03-13

I thought you had that disease where you were going to be dead in a few months anyway. Why are you worried?

I'm arranged to be married by next year - Khoi - 2011-03-13

Raped to death.

EDIT: inb4 Vagina Dentata

I'm arranged to be married by next year - Solarboy - 2011-03-13

Make a portal to Gensokyo?

I'm arranged to be married by next year - madanthony - 2011-03-13

Go Lorena Bobbitt on his ass.

I'm arranged to be married by next year - Mute - 2011-03-13

Kunagisa = Rayquaza2233???

I'm arranged to be married by next year - ElectricSix - 2011-03-13

As far as suicide goes, hypothermia is pretty high up there on my list of the best ways to die. Only real downside is the requirement that you live in the right climate, or travel to it. It also takes quite a bit of willpower I suppose, since that initial body shock is pretty tough, but after that it'll be too cold for you to really think or feel anything. And you can even include some sort of hilarious reference on your tombstone about turning into a popsicle or something.

I'm arranged to be married by next year - Erich - 2011-03-13

Funhaus

Serious

I'm arranged to be married by next year - Secun - 2011-03-13

You could always let some dry ice burn off in your room at night, suffocate in your sleep.

I'm arranged to be married by next year - Moonlapse - 2011-03-13

Khoi Wrote:Raped to death.

EDIT: inb4 Vagina Dentata

Death by snoo snoo?

I'm arranged to be married by next year - Kojo - 2011-03-13

Moonlapse Wrote:Death by snoo snoo?

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I'm arranged to be married by next year - Five Second Pose - 2011-03-13

Mute Wrote:Kunagisa = Rayquaza2233???

I'm arranged to be married by next year - JoeTang - 2011-03-13

1. Buy insurance.
2. Fake death
3. ????
4. Profit

My vote is some form of explosion. Lots of fire.

I'm arranged to be married by next year - BlueRuin - 2011-03-13

I have so many thoughts on that but since this is the funhouse....death by chocolate! ^_^

I'm arranged to be married by next year - Sn1perJohnE - 2011-03-13

Let us run and elope before then Spidey!

I'm arranged to be married by next year - Plasmablaster - 2011-03-13

Potassium Cyanide.

I'm arranged to be married by next year - Mute - 2011-03-13

Since you live in NYC stand at ground level from the empire state building. Wait for someone to drop a coin over the edge.

I'm arranged to be married by next year - Nalek - 2011-03-13

Mute Wrote:Since you live in NYC stand at ground level from the empire state building. Wait for someone to drop a coin over the edge.

Nice thought, but they have preventions to stop the cois fromgetting anywhere near the ground. i.e. ledges

I'm arranged to be married by next year - xAyakoCx - 2011-03-13

Run away from home and never come back.