I'm arranged to be married by next year

Someone give me some nice suicide methods. I was thinking of carbon monoxide, but that's a lot harder to pull off than one would think, and doing it wrong would just lead to being a vegetable.

Southperry will not accept this. Tell us who this person is, and he will disappear.

I thought you had that disease where you were going to be dead in a few months anyway. Why are you worried?

Raped to death.

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Make a portal to Gensokyo?

Go Lorena Bobbitt on his ass.

Kunagisa = Rayquaza2233???

As far as suicide goes, hypothermia is pretty high up there on my list of the best ways to die. Only real downside is the requirement that you live in the right climate, or travel to it. It also takes quite a bit of willpower I suppose, since that initial body shock is pretty tough, but after that it'll be too cold for you to really think or feel anything. And you can even include some sort of hilarious reference on your tombstone about turning into a popsicle or something.

Funhaus

Serious

You could always let some dry ice burn off in your room at night, suffocate in your sleep.

Raped to death.

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Death by snoo snoo?

Death by snoo snoo?

Kunagisa = Rayquaza2233???

hi

1. Buy insurance.
2. Fake death
3. ????
4. Profit


My vote is some form of explosion. Lots of fire.

I have so many thoughts on that but since this is the funhouse....death by chocolate! ^_^

Let us run and elope before then Spidey!

Potassium Cyanide.

Since you live in NYC stand at ground level from the empire state building. Wait for someone to drop a coin over the edge.

Since you live in NYC stand at ground level from the empire state building. Wait for someone to drop a coin over the edge.

Nice thought, but they have preventions to stop the cois fromgetting anywhere near the ground. i.e. ledges

Run away from home and never come back.