I take no fault in logic nor error in reason

The universe is a pancake.

Nay, tis a waffle for I have seen it's vast pockets.

Nay, tis a waffle for I have seen it's vast pockets.

I do believe your scientific findings are quite flawed, kind sir; for I've seen how fickle the universe actually is. It is in no way as delectable or soft as a waffle, buy fragile and dry, like burnt pita.

A waffle without crevices be a pita! Simply stunning. I commend you for your works have truly come to fruition in this discovery.

It can not be a pita. I've bitten heartily from it and can assure it tastes simply vile with hummus.
Incontrovertible proof of non-pita-ness I say.

I declare it a bran waffle.

Perhaps it is not you who bites the universe, but the universe which bites you. And you're simply unsatisfactory accompanied by hummus.

Nay say I! For the folds and folly's of the universe are on two sides of a round. Therefore, the universe is irrefutably, a crepe.

Nay say I! For the folds and folly's of the universe are on two sides of a round. Therefore, the universe is irrefutably, a crepe.

This is far more probable. The pita is a red herring, as anyone knows a pocket-less waffle is in fact a crepe.

But might a crepe also be a burrito if one were to fold? The same cannot be said of a waffle.

But might a crepe also be a burrito if one were to fold? The same cannot be said of a waffle.

But a waffle is too airy and spacious. Truly the universe must be a pound cake.

Is the universe not mostly consisting of emptiness? Therefore a fluffy muffin would be the most logical.

Is the universe not mostly consisting of emptiness? Therefore a fluffy muffin would be the most logical.

Emptiness, im sure, but it is within that air that God has created Man. Therefore, the universe is but Angel food cake.

Emptiness, im sure, but it is within that air that God has created Man. Therefore, the universe is but Angel food cake.

Never have I seen such mockery of established scientific fact. You dare bring such pseudoscienctifical topics as Angle food cake in a discussion such as this? I'm infuriated even being in the same topic with you. What will you come up with next, the sun being a gumball? Such theories are best left spoken to those who wear tin foil hats and believe in preposterous ideas such as "atoms"

Never have I seen such mockery of established scientific fact. You dare bring such pseudoscienctifical topics as Angle food cake in a discussion such as this? I'm infuriated even being in the same topic with you. What will you come up with next, the sun being a gumball? Such theories are best left spoken to those who wear tin foil hats and believe in preposterous ideas such as "atoms"

The sun is not a gumball, it is in fact a turnip.


Good day to you!

The sun is not a gumball, it is in fact a turnip.


Good day to you!

Nay, good sir! The sun must be a balloon, for it reflects the light of the moon towards the earth!

tomatoes and cucumbers are vegetables.

I concur with Mute that the universe must be a pancake. After all, how are all of us not falling off if it was a balloon or a waffle?

I'm sorry to disappoint, guys, but... The universe and all stars and planets in that universe are merely poop that came from my rectum.



G'day, chaps!

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Should the universe in fact be a crepe, we must then ask ourselves what material it would most likely be filled with. Following the hypothesis that the known universe is primarily constructed of void space and hydrogen atoms, I posit that the filling is a blend of whipped cream and powdered sugar. However, a filled crepe must eventually be rolled into a cylindrical form, as is the natural order of things. From this I can extrapolate that our universe will cease expanding outward like fresh batter on a griddle and the edges will begin to roll upon themselves once the sugary make-up of the aforementioned universe reaches a critical mass. The results may or may not result in catastrophe.

I humbly submit my hypothesis to the Southperry Academy of Quantum Baked Good Space Thinkings for peer review
Dr. Mad A. Nthony, Ph.D.