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I take no fault in logic nor error in reason - Mute - 2010-12-30
The universe is a pancake.
I take no fault in logic nor error in reason - Eos - 2010-12-30
Nay, tis a waffle for I have seen it's vast pockets.
I take no fault in logic nor error in reason - Kunagisa - 2010-12-30
Eosian Wrote:Nay, tis a waffle for I have seen it's vast pockets.
I do believe your scientific findings are quite flawed, kind sir; for I've seen how fickle the universe actually is. It is in no way as delectable or soft as a waffle, buy fragile and dry, like burnt pita.
I take no fault in logic nor error in reason - Fiel - 2010-12-30
A waffle without crevices be a pita! Simply stunning. I commend you for your works have truly come to fruition in this discovery.
I take no fault in logic nor error in reason - Eos - 2010-12-30
It can not be a pita. I've bitten heartily from it and can assure it tastes simply vile with hummus.
Incontrovertible proof of non-pita-ness I say.
I declare it a bran waffle.
I take no fault in logic nor error in reason - Stereo - 2010-12-30
Perhaps it is not you who bites the universe, but the universe which bites you. And you're simply unsatisfactory accompanied by hummus.
I take no fault in logic nor error in reason - Sn1perJohnE - 2010-12-30
Nay say I! For the folds and folly's of the universe are on two sides of a round. Therefore, the universe is irrefutably, a crepe.
I take no fault in logic nor error in reason - Eos - 2010-12-30
Sn1perJohnE Wrote:Nay say I! For the folds and folly's of the universe are on two sides of a round. Therefore, the universe is irrefutably, a crepe.
This is far more probable. The pita is a red herring, as anyone knows a pocket-less waffle is in fact a crepe.
I take no fault in logic nor error in reason - Fiel - 2010-12-30
But might a crepe also be a burrito if one were to fold? The same cannot be said of a waffle.
I take no fault in logic nor error in reason - Mute - 2010-12-30
Fiel Wrote:But might a crepe also be a burrito if one were to fold? The same cannot be said of a waffle.
But a waffle is too airy and spacious. Truly the universe must be a pound cake.
I take no fault in logic nor error in reason - Holypie - 2010-12-30
Is the universe not mostly consisting of emptiness? Therefore a fluffy muffin would be the most logical.
I take no fault in logic nor error in reason - Sn1perJohnE - 2010-12-30
Holypie Wrote:Is the universe not mostly consisting of emptiness? Therefore a fluffy muffin would be the most logical.
Emptiness, im sure, but it is within that air that God has created Man. Therefore, the universe is but Angel food cake.
I take no fault in logic nor error in reason - Kunagisa - 2010-12-30
Sn1perJohnE Wrote:Emptiness, im sure, but it is within that air that God has created Man. Therefore, the universe is but Angel food cake.
Never have I seen such mockery of established scientific fact. You dare bring such pseudoscienctifical topics as Angle food cake in a discussion such as this? I'm infuriated even being in the same topic with you. What will you come up with next, the sun being a gumball? Such theories are best left spoken to those who wear tin foil hats and believe in preposterous ideas such as "atoms"
I take no fault in logic nor error in reason - Sn1perJohnE - 2010-12-30
Kunagisa Wrote:Never have I seen such mockery of established scientific fact. You dare bring such pseudoscienctifical topics as Angle food cake in a discussion such as this? I'm infuriated even being in the same topic with you. What will you come up with next, the sun being a gumball? Such theories are best left spoken to those who wear tin foil hats and believe in preposterous ideas such as "atoms"
The sun is not a gumball, it is in fact a turnip.
Good day to you!
I take no fault in logic nor error in reason - WayOfTime - 2010-12-31
Sn1perJohnE Wrote:The sun is not a gumball, it is in fact a turnip.
Good day to you!
Nay, good sir! The sun must be a balloon, for it reflects the light of the moon towards the earth!
I take no fault in logic nor error in reason - DeanNim - 2010-12-31
tomatoes and cucumbers are vegetables.
I take no fault in logic nor error in reason - Corn - 2010-12-31
I concur with Mute that the universe must be a pancake. After all, how are all of us not falling off if it was a balloon or a waffle?
I take no fault in logic nor error in reason - Link - 2010-12-31
I'm sorry to disappoint, guys, but... The universe and all stars and planets in that universe are merely poop that came from my rectum.
G'day, chaps!
I take no fault in logic nor error in reason - Daku - 2010-12-31
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I take no fault in logic nor error in reason - madanthony - 2010-12-31
Should the universe in fact be a crepe, we must then ask ourselves what material it would most likely be filled with. Following the hypothesis that the known universe is primarily constructed of void space and hydrogen atoms, I posit that the filling is a blend of whipped cream and powdered sugar. However, a filled crepe must eventually be rolled into a cylindrical form, as is the natural order of things. From this I can extrapolate that our universe will cease expanding outward like fresh batter on a griddle and the edges will begin to roll upon themselves once the sugary make-up of the aforementioned universe reaches a critical mass. The results may or may not result in catastrophe.
I humbly submit my hypothesis to the Southperry Academy of Quantum Baked Good Space Thinkings for peer review
Dr. Mad A. Nthony, Ph.D.