How to wake up slayerzach

He seems to have forgotten that we had math this morning...

But how could I wake him up through my laptop 0-o?

Call his phone using your laptop

hit him with your laptop?

hit him with your laptop?

Ok. ~Hits zach with samsung laptop~

Play Justin Bieber with your laptop.

Play Justin Bieber with your laptop.

That would break the laptop.

This will take some preparation, but install a program that allows you to control his computer. There are plenty of legal programs such as TeamViewer. When he is asleep, take control and play some hardcore man on man on horse porn and crank up the volume.

If he does not wake up, his parents will.

Horses?

Don't do it, Mars.

Horses?

I agree, it should be ducks or girraffes... Zach has a fetish for yellow things, hence why he was attracted to hazzy for a time..

I agree, it should be ducks or girraffes... Zach has a fetish for yellow things, hence why he was attracted to hazzy for a time..

Waitwhat. Why is this the first time I'm hearing about this?

next time break into his room and strip down to your boxers. put some empty beer bottles next to the bed. place hand over chest. enjoy.

Waitwhat. Why is this the first time I'm hearing about this?

odd... He has a shrine of you in his room with a bunch of banana shapped dildos

next time break into his room and strip down to your boxers. put some empty beer bottles next to the bed. place hand over chest. enjoy.

I came into this thread to say wake him up by sitting on top of him nude, but the rest of your idea is good too.

>lookatmybeard
>Banned

Don't know if real.

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Now if only the same would happen to the above poster. . .

Now if only the same would happen to the above poster. . .

Nuuuuuuu! You know you love Zach!!!

Nuuuuuuu! You know you love Zach!!!