How to wake up slayerzach - Printable Version

How to wake up slayerzach - Printable Version

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How to wake up slayerzach - lookatmybeard - 2010-10-05

He seems to have forgotten that we had math this morning...

But how could I wake him up through my laptop 0-o?

How to wake up slayerzach - street - 2010-10-05

Call his phone using your laptop

How to wake up slayerzach - Erebus - 2010-10-05

hit him with your laptop?

How to wake up slayerzach - lookatmybeard - 2010-10-05

Erebus Wrote:hit him with your laptop?

Ok. ~Hits zach with samsung laptop~

How to wake up slayerzach - Corn - 2010-10-05

Play Justin Bieber with your laptop.

How to wake up slayerzach - Sn1perJohnE - 2010-10-05

Corn Wrote:Play Justin Bieber with your laptop.

That would break the laptop.

How to wake up slayerzach - Hazzy - 2010-10-05

This will take some preparation, but install a program that allows you to control his computer. There are plenty of legal programs such as TeamViewer. When he is asleep, take control and play some hardcore man on man on horse porn and crank up the volume.

If he does not wake up, his parents will.

How to wake up slayerzach - Pikamemnon - 2010-10-05

Horses? Hurt

How to wake up slayerzach - SlayerZach - 2010-10-05

Don't do it, Mars.

How to wake up slayerzach - lookatmybeard - 2010-10-05

Pikamemnon Wrote:Horses?

I agree, it should be ducks or girraffes... Zach has a fetish for yellow things, hence why he was attracted to hazzy for a time..

How to wake up slayerzach - Hazzy - 2010-10-05

lookatmybeard Wrote:I agree, it should be ducks or girraffes... Zach has a fetish for yellow things, hence why he was attracted to hazzy for a time..

Waitwhat. Why is this the first time I'm hearing about this?

How to wake up slayerzach - Polka - 2010-10-05

next time break into his room and strip down to your boxers. put some empty beer bottles next to the bed. place hand over chest. enjoy.

How to wake up slayerzach - lookatmybeard - 2010-10-05

Hazzy Wrote:Waitwhat. Why is this the first time I'm hearing about this?

odd... He has a shrine of you in his room with a bunch of banana shapped dildos Monocle

How to wake up slayerzach - MetaSeraphim - 2010-10-05

Polka Wrote:next time break into his room and strip down to your boxers. put some empty beer bottles next to the bed. place hand over chest. enjoy.

I came into this thread to say wake him up by sitting on top of him nude, but the rest of your idea is good too.

How to wake up slayerzach - MetaSeraphim - 2010-10-05

>lookatmybeard
>Banned

Don't know if real.

How to wake up slayerzach - SlayerZach - 2010-10-05

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How to wake up slayerzach - MetaSeraphim - 2010-10-05

Now if only the same would happen to the above poster. . .

How to wake up slayerzach - Sn1perJohnE - 2010-10-06

MetaSeraphim Wrote:Now if only the same would happen to the above poster. . .

Nuuuuuuu! You know you love Zach!!!

How to wake up slayerzach - MetaSeraphim - 2010-10-06

Sn1perJohnE Wrote:Nuuuuuuu! You know you love Zach!!!