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Wife sets husband's plantain on fire thinking it would stop him from cheating!
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#21
2010-09-28, 07:11 PM
Congrats on never getting sex from your husband EVER again, and for nearly killing your own children due to your illogical reasoning. What an idiot.

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#22
2010-09-29, 08:02 AM
Kojo Wrote:[Image: Blaziken___Pokemon_RS_by_pokesafari.png]

Hey, at least Blaziken is USEFUL now in metagame because of getting Speed Boost.
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#23
2010-09-29, 09:04 AM
TKWizard Wrote:Hey, at least Blaziken is USEFUL now in metagame because of getting Speed Boost.

Pogeymon talk -> Out.

Anyway, how does having a burning plantain kill you? Of course, I wouldn't want to try it, but still.
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#24
2010-09-29, 09:05 AM
bio9205 Wrote:Pogeymon talk -> Out.

Anyway, how does having a burning plantain kill you? Of course, I wouldn't want to try it, but still.

Two words. Fire spreads.
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#25
2010-09-29, 09:09 AM
Hanabira.Kage Wrote:
Two words. Fire spreads.

Oh, yeah...

Anyway. That poor guy should've raped his wife while his plantain was on fire. Wonder what would happen then.
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#26
2010-09-29, 09:10 AM
bio9205 Wrote:Oh, yeah...

Anyway. That poor guy should've raped his wife while his plantain was on fire. Wonder what would happen then.

Severe burns on both their genitals.

The natural lubricant in the female genitals should douse the flames I think...
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#27
2010-09-29, 09:11 AM
I guess you could say... he was really on fire!

YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH.
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2010-09-29, 09:13 AM
SlayerZach Wrote:I guess you could say... he was really on fire!

YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH.

If the fire spread downward then...

[video=youtube;vshE86XbuY0]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vshE86XbuY0[/video]
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#29
2010-09-29, 09:23 AM
Hanabira.Kage Wrote:
If the fire spread downward then...

[video=youtube;vshE86XbuY0]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vshE86XbuY0[/video]

Don't do that
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#30
2010-09-29, 09:26 AM
lookatmybeard Wrote:Don't do that

Why not
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2010-09-29, 09:30 AM
bio9205 Wrote:Why not
[Image: because.png].
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#32
2010-09-29, 09:32 AM
That explains everything!
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#33
2010-09-29, 09:34 AM
SlayerZach Wrote:[Image: because.png].

ALL HAIL ZACH FOR HIS ENLIGHTENING SPEECH!
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2010-09-29, 09:34 AM
bio9205 Wrote:That explains everything!
Hanabira.Kage Wrote:
ALL HAIL ZACH FOR HIS ENLIGHTENING SPEECH!
[video=youtube;P3ALwKeSEYs]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P3ALwKeSEYs[/video]
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2010-09-29, 09:41 AM
SlayerZach Wrote:[video=youtube;P3ALwKeSEYs]http
://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P3ALwKeSEYs[/video]

[video=youtube;5_F6BhAAbvo]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5_F6BhAAbvo[/video]
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#36
2010-09-29, 11:11 AM
lookatmybeard Wrote:[video=youtube;5_F6BhAAbvo]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5_F6BhAAbvo[/video]
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Someone gon get raped.
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