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Wife sets husband's plantain on fire thinking it would stop him from cheating! - TKWizard - 2010-09-28
http://www.news.com.au/national/woman-sets-husbands-penis-alight-to-stop-him-cheating-court-told/story-e6frfkvr-1225930452932#ixzz10mwsvsUH
# Wife snapped after affair discovery
# Husband dies after plantain (penis) is set on fire
# Woman pleads not guilty to murder
I lol'd.
Wife sets husband's plantain on fire thinking it would stop him from cheating! - lookatmybeard - 2010-09-28
*Husband dies after penis is set on fire*
This has gone from sad news to epic news...
Apparently setting your plantain on fire will kill you....
Wife sets husband's plantain on fire thinking it would stop him from cheating! - SlayerZach - 2010-09-28
Ouch.
Wife sets husband's plantain on fire thinking it would stop him from cheating! - lookatmybeard - 2010-09-28
![[Image: plantain400.jpg]](http://0.tqn.com/d/latinfood/1/0/C/-/-/-/plantain400.jpg)
QUICKLY! someone photoshop fire on this plantain!
Wife sets husband's plantain on fire thinking it would stop him from cheating! - DrRusty - 2010-09-28
plantain?
Wife sets husband's plantain on fire thinking it would stop him from cheating! - TKWizard - 2010-09-28
DrRusty Wrote:plantain?
penis / d'ick
Wife sets husband's plantain on fire thinking it would stop him from cheating! - lookatmybeard - 2010-09-28
TKWizard Wrote:penis / d'ick
NO!
PLANTAIN IS A FRUIT!
THE GUY DIED BECAUSE THE GIRL LIT HIS FAVORITE FRUIT ON FIRE!
Wife sets husband's plantain on fire thinking it would stop him from cheating! - DrRusty - 2010-09-28
Why didn't you just say penis?
We're mostly adults here. I think we can handle the word penis
Wife sets husband's plantain on fire thinking it would stop him from cheating! - SlayerZach - 2010-09-28
Censors, Rusty bro.
A couple of newer ones are:
asshole = pimento
Edit: It would seem Eos removed the "balls" censor. Lol.
Wife sets husband's plantain on fire thinking it would stop him from cheating! - DrRusty - 2010-09-28
penis isn't censored though
Wife sets husband's plantain on fire thinking it would stop him from cheating! - SlayerZach - 2010-09-28
Goshdarnit I'm stupid.
Wife sets husband's plantain on fire thinking it would stop him from cheating! - Zalfor - 2010-09-28
SlayerZach Wrote:Edit: It would seem Eos removed the "balls" censor. Lol.
I don't see why we need one. This is an openly gay forum. If anything, a woman's sexual parts should be censored to show the true nature of our flamboyancy.
Wife sets husband's plantain on fire thinking it would stop him from cheating! - lookatmybeard - 2010-09-28
DrRusty Wrote:Why didn't you just say plantain?PLANTAINS!
We're mostly adults here. I think we can handle the fruit plantain
SlayerZach Wrote:Goshdarnit I'm stupid.
![[Image: halolz-dot-com-nope.avi.gif]](http://www.halolz.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/halolz-dot-com-nope.avi.gif)
Zalfor Wrote:I don't see why we need one. This is an openly gay forum. If anything, a woman's sexual parts should be censored to show the true nature of our flamboyancy.
I APPROVE THIS
Wife sets husband's plantain on fire thinking it would stop him from cheating! - Kalovale - 2010-09-28
I have always thought there were two types of bananas. My world is now upside down.
CAN YOU FREAKING SPOT THE DIFFERENCE?
![[Image: plantain5.jpg]](http://www.foodsubs.com/Photos/plantain5.jpg)
![[Image: banana430x300.jpg]](http://www.virginmedia.com/images/banana430x300.jpg)
Wife sets husband's plantain on fire thinking it would stop him from cheating! - Erebus - 2010-09-28
![[Image: flaming-chicken.jpg]](http://www.bbspot.com/Images/News_Features/2007/04/flaming-chicken.jpg)
![[Image: 250px-BurnRooster.jpg]](http://i347.photobucket.com/albums/p472/Behappyxy/250px-BurnRooster.jpg)
cock jokes!!
Wife sets husband's plantain on fire thinking it would stop him from cheating! - madanthony - 2010-09-28
Why did you set yourself on fire? SO THE NINJAS CAN'T TOUCH ME.
Wife sets husband's plantain on fire thinking it would stop him from cheating! - sicnarf - 2010-09-28
plantain Cheney.
Wife sets husband's plantain on fire thinking it would stop him from cheating! - Corn - 2010-09-28
<Remember when the platform was sliding into the fire pit and I said "Goodbye" and you were like
[in a deep male voice] "No way!" And then I was all "We pretended we were going to murder you?" That was great!>
Wife sets husband's plantain on fire thinking it would stop him from cheating! - Milelke - 2010-09-28
I thought she burnt actual plantain, you know, the plant/fruit?
Stupid Censor.
Wife sets husband's plantain on fire thinking it would stop him from cheating! - Kojo - 2010-09-28
Erebus Wrote:
cock jokes!!
![[Image: Blaziken___Pokemon_RS_by_pokesafari.png]](http://th01.deviantart.com/fs10/300W/i/2006/157/4/8/Blaziken___Pokemon_RS_by_pokesafari.png)