Southperry.net › Social › Shenanigans v
Does anyone have a place for rent?

Threaded Mode
Does anyone have a place for rent?
Kim Pine
Junior Member
**
Posts: 4
Threads: 0
Joined: 2010-09
#1
2010-09-09, 01:35 AM
I'm sick of living with my parents, but all my other living arrangements have gone to hell in a hand-basket faster than Todd Ingram can scarf a Chicken Parmesan. So the rent better be low. And you better not suck. Close to Toronto is preferred.

Potential roommates must not give their skank asses up to any future boyfriends I'm increasingly unlikely to have. Or generally lift the lid of my toilet-bowl life to drop some steamy diarrhea all over it. Because I've had enough of the crap and my therapist thinks so too. So you better not suck. Because I don't suck.

[SIZE="1"]Please. Somewhere. Anywhere. Get me out of this tundra prison.[/SIZE]
Find
Reply
Sn1perJohnE
Posting Freak
*****
Posts: 5,705
Threads: 287
Joined: 2008-07
Gender: Male
Sexual Orientation: Straight
Country Flag: California
IGN: Sn1perel1te
Server: Bellocan
Level: 152
Job: Old School BM
Guild: EbonSol
Guild Alliance: In One
#2
2010-09-09, 02:00 AM
If your willing to cuddle, im sure we can room you with SlayerZach.
Website Find
Reply
Hiepocrite
Senior Member
****
Posts: 345
Threads: 36
Joined: 2008-07
#3
2010-09-09, 02:01 AM
pics first.
Find
Reply
Sn1perJohnE
Posting Freak
*****
Posts: 5,705
Threads: 287
Joined: 2008-07
Gender: Male
Sexual Orientation: Straight
Country Flag: California
IGN: Sn1perel1te
Server: Bellocan
Level: 152
Job: Old School BM
Guild: EbonSol
Guild Alliance: In One
#4
2010-09-09, 02:03 AM
Hiepocrite Wrote:pics first.

Shes a red head, who needs pics?
Website Find
Reply
MetaSeraphim
Posting Freak
*****
Posts: 10,979
Threads: 369
Joined: 2008-10
#5
2010-09-09, 02:07 AM
Kim Pine Wrote:So you better not suck. Because I don't suck.

Well, uh, like, that's just, like, totally your opinion, dudetter. I could be like beyond awesome and you would be suckyness in, like, compare.


Sounds like an interesting "adventure" you've been on with people. But now for some odd reason I feel like buying a piece of frozen tundra wasteland for the fun of it.


Sn1perJohnE Wrote:Shes a red head, who needs pics?

From the picture in the fear thread she is a orange head. Monocle
Find
Reply
Sn1perJohnE
Posting Freak
*****
Posts: 5,705
Threads: 287
Joined: 2008-07
Gender: Male
Sexual Orientation: Straight
Country Flag: California
IGN: Sn1perel1te
Server: Bellocan
Level: 152
Job: Old School BM
Guild: EbonSol
Guild Alliance: In One
#6
2010-09-09, 02:08 AM
MetaSeraphim Wrote:From the picture in the fear thread she is a orange head.

This was deserving of Monocle you lack of Monocle displeases me.
Website Find
Reply
MetaSeraphim
Posting Freak
*****
Posts: 10,979
Threads: 369
Joined: 2008-10
#7
2010-09-09, 02:22 AM
I fixed it. Better?
Find
Reply
Hiepocrite
Senior Member
****
Posts: 345
Threads: 36
Joined: 2008-07
#8
2010-09-09, 02:23 AM
Sn1perJohnE Wrote:Shes a red head, who needs pics?

me.
Find
Reply
Sn1perJohnE
Posting Freak
*****
Posts: 5,705
Threads: 287
Joined: 2008-07
Gender: Male
Sexual Orientation: Straight
Country Flag: California
IGN: Sn1perel1te
Server: Bellocan
Level: 152
Job: Old School BM
Guild: EbonSol
Guild Alliance: In One
#9
2010-09-09, 02:30 AM
MetaSeraphim Wrote:I fixed it. Better?

Ill let it slide...JUST this once.

Hiepocrite Wrote:me.

Dirty thoughts be racing in yo head
Website Find
Reply
Link
Posting Freak
*****
Posts: 9,625
Threads: 523
Joined: 2008-09
#10
2010-09-09, 02:37 AM
Come live with me. I have an extra room or two. *wink wink*
Find
Reply
Zelkova
Posting Freak
*****
Posts: 5,876
Threads: 247
Joined: 2010-02
#11
2010-09-09, 02:45 AM
Nothing in this world is worse than horny Justin.
Website Find
Reply
Sn1perJohnE
Posting Freak
*****
Posts: 5,705
Threads: 287
Joined: 2008-07
Gender: Male
Sexual Orientation: Straight
Country Flag: California
IGN: Sn1perel1te
Server: Bellocan
Level: 152
Job: Old School BM
Guild: EbonSol
Guild Alliance: In One
#12
2010-09-09, 02:53 AM
ShiKage Wrote:Come live with me. I have an extra room or two. *wink wink*

I dont think indie canadian girls like Weeaboos.
Website Find
Reply
Link
Posting Freak
*****
Posts: 9,625
Threads: 523
Joined: 2008-09
#13
2010-09-09, 02:56 AM
Sn1perJohnE Wrote:I dont think indie canadian girls like Weeaboos.

:<

Dun talk 'bout muh animu dat wei. c, I got dat shiet all up da hizzy. All wall of me hous b covured in animu shetz yo.

PS: suteki kawaii desu sugoi neko ^^ nya~
Find
Reply
y0y0y0y0shi0
Posting Freak
*****
Posts: 3,185
Threads: 76
Joined: 2008-12
Gender: Male
Sexual Orientation: Bi
IGN: y0y0y0y0shi0
Server: Mardia
Level: 98
Job: Priest
Guild: Fateless
#14
2010-09-09, 03:02 AM
I like you. Let's have sex.
Find
Reply
Fiel
Test Mushroom
Content Testers
Posts: 10,045
Threads: 1,506
Joined: 2008-06
Gender: Male
Sexual Orientation: Straight
Country Flag: usa
IGN: GuavaCowboy
Server: Zenith
Level: 10x
Job: Jett
Guild: L>
#15
2010-09-09, 03:04 AM
Girl wants to live with me?

SEX SEX SEX SEX.

Because there are no other motivators for having a girl friend than sex.
Find
Reply
Stereo
Posting Freak
*****
Posts: 8,478
Threads: 128
Joined: 2008-07
Gender: Neuter
Country Flag: canada
IGN: Oooh
Server: Bera
Job: Empress
Farm: Stereo
#16
2010-09-09, 03:07 AM
Add me on facebook or something, half the people on mine are looking for places near T.O. right now.
Find
Reply
Dusk
Posting Freak
*****
Posts: 7,488
Threads: 76
Joined: 2008-07
Gender: Male
Sexual Orientation: Straight
Country Flag: North_Carolina
IGN: I don't play MS
#17
2010-09-09, 03:08 AM
Have you guys ever had roommates? This is like the opposite of a L> sex thread
Find
Reply
MetaSeraphim
Posting Freak
*****
Posts: 10,979
Threads: 369
Joined: 2008-10
#18
2010-09-09, 03:08 AM
Fiel Wrote:Girl wants to live with me?

SEX SEX SEX SEX.

Because there are no other motivators for having a girl friend than sex.

Guy wants to live with me?

SEX SEX SEX SEX

Because there are no other motivators for having a guy friend than sex.
Find
Reply
Link
Posting Freak
*****
Posts: 9,625
Threads: 523
Joined: 2008-09
#19
2010-09-09, 03:10 AM
MetaSeraphim Wrote:Guy wants to live with me?

SEX SEX SEX SEX

Because there are no other motivators for having a guy friend than sex.

[Image: MediumThumbnail.jpg?instanceText=GTFO-papaya&t=1]
Find
Reply
Zelkova
Posting Freak
*****
Posts: 5,876
Threads: 247
Joined: 2010-02
#20
2010-09-09, 03:10 AM
Fiel Wrote:Girl wants to live with me?

SEX SEX SEX SEX.

Because there are no other motivators for having a girl friend than sex.

I can see what you're saying Fiel. There are other motivations, such as being a nice person or you simply have an empty room. Unfortunatly there is a problem with many Male minds.

Ontopic, I would offer a room to the young lady but I am nowhere near Toronto... nor do I even have a room to stay in at my house.
Website Find
Reply


Forum Jump:


Users browsing this thread: 1 Guest(s)