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Does anyone have a place for rent? - Kim Pine - 2010-09-09

I'm sick of living with my parents, but all my other living arrangements have gone to hell in a hand-basket faster than Todd Ingram can scarf a Chicken Parmesan. So the rent better be low. And you better not suck. Close to Toronto is preferred.

Potential roommates must not give their skank asses up to any future boyfriends I'm increasingly unlikely to have. Or generally lift the lid of my toilet-bowl life to drop some steamy diarrhea all over it. Because I've had enough of the crap and my therapist thinks so too. So you better not suck. Because I don't suck.

[SIZE="1"]Please. Somewhere. Anywhere. Get me out of this tundra prison.[/SIZE]


Does anyone have a place for rent? - Sn1perJohnE - 2010-09-09

If your willing to cuddle, im sure we can room you with SlayerZach.


Does anyone have a place for rent? - Hiepocrite - 2010-09-09

pics first.


Does anyone have a place for rent? - Sn1perJohnE - 2010-09-09

Hiepocrite Wrote:pics first.

Shes a red head, who needs pics?


Does anyone have a place for rent? - MetaSeraphim - 2010-09-09

Kim Pine Wrote:So you better not suck. Because I don't suck.

Well, uh, like, that's just, like, totally your opinion, dudetter. I could be like beyond awesome and you would be suckyness in, like, compare.


Sounds like an interesting "adventure" you've been on with people. But now for some odd reason I feel like buying a piece of frozen tundra wasteland for the fun of it.


Sn1perJohnE Wrote:Shes a red head, who needs pics?

From the picture in the fear thread she is a orange head. Monocle


Does anyone have a place for rent? - Sn1perJohnE - 2010-09-09

MetaSeraphim Wrote:From the picture in the fear thread she is a orange head.

This was deserving of Monocle you lack of Monocle displeases me.


Does anyone have a place for rent? - MetaSeraphim - 2010-09-09

I fixed it. Better?


Does anyone have a place for rent? - Hiepocrite - 2010-09-09

Sn1perJohnE Wrote:Shes a red head, who needs pics?

me.


Does anyone have a place for rent? - Sn1perJohnE - 2010-09-09

MetaSeraphim Wrote:I fixed it. Better?

Ill let it slide...JUST this once.

Hiepocrite Wrote:me.

Dirty thoughts be racing in yo head


Does anyone have a place for rent? - Link - 2010-09-09

Come live with me. I have an extra room or two. *wink wink*


Does anyone have a place for rent? - Zelkova - 2010-09-09

Nothing in this world is worse than horny Justin.


Does anyone have a place for rent? - Sn1perJohnE - 2010-09-09

ShiKage Wrote:Come live with me. I have an extra room or two. *wink wink*

I dont think indie canadian girls like Weeaboos.


Does anyone have a place for rent? - Link - 2010-09-09

Sn1perJohnE Wrote:I dont think indie canadian girls like Weeaboos.

:<

Dun talk 'bout muh animu dat wei. c, I got dat shiet all up da hizzy. All wall of me hous b covured in animu shetz yo.

PS: suteki kawaii desu sugoi neko ^^ nya~


Does anyone have a place for rent? - y0y0y0y0shi0 - 2010-09-09

I like you. Let's have sex.


Does anyone have a place for rent? - Fiel - 2010-09-09

Girl wants to live with me?

SEX SEX SEX SEX.

Because there are no other motivators for having a girl friend than sex.


Does anyone have a place for rent? - Stereo - 2010-09-09

Add me on facebook or something, half the people on mine are looking for places near T.O. right now.


Does anyone have a place for rent? - Dusk - 2010-09-09

Have you guys ever had roommates? This is like the opposite of a L> sex thread


Does anyone have a place for rent? - MetaSeraphim - 2010-09-09

Fiel Wrote:Girl wants to live with me?

SEX SEX SEX SEX.

Because there are no other motivators for having a girl friend than sex.

Guy wants to live with me?

SEX SEX SEX SEX

Because there are no other motivators for having a guy friend than sex.


Does anyone have a place for rent? - Link - 2010-09-09

MetaSeraphim Wrote:Guy wants to live with me?

SEX SEX SEX SEX

Because there are no other motivators for having a guy friend than sex.

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Does anyone have a place for rent? - Zelkova - 2010-09-09

Fiel Wrote:Girl wants to live with me?

SEX SEX SEX SEX.

Because there are no other motivators for having a girl friend than sex.

I can see what you're saying Fiel. There are other motivations, such as being a nice person or you simply have an empty room. Unfortunatly there is a problem with many Male minds.

Ontopic, I would offer a room to the young lady but I am nowhere near Toronto... nor do I even have a room to stay in at my house.