Vampires can't have sex

Bella actually marries Edward in the final book, and on the first night they have sex

0.o

but it's more like a brutal raping

0.0

Seriously...

NOOOO!! NOT THE LOOK!!! DON'T LOOK AT ME WITH THOSE EYESSSSSSS T.T

So these eyes:



are not ok but these eyes:



are? I'm sure a lot more people are freaked the f'uck out by the eyes on Rika than some stupid cat. Unless it was actually a chinchilla in disguise. Then it's a whole another story

[edited] Also yeah depictions of domestic abuse and rape delivers the wrong message to teenage girls.

what the pineapple when did this happen twilight is even more fucked up than I thought

3rd and 4th book.

oh and jacob "imprints" on their newborn hellspawn abomination. i.e. jacob wants to bang bellas baby.

Thought Edward was gay ;/

Thought Edward was gay ;/

That's a stereotype. Not all vampire's are gay.

but are brutal rapists who want your babies

Also yeah depictions of domestic abuse and rape delivers the wrong message to teenage girls.

thats right girls, if your man beats you and leaves bruises/scars on you, stalks you and abuses you verbally and emotionally, that just means he loves you and you're wrong for thinking of leaving him.

thats right girls, if your man beats you and leaves bruises/scars on you, stalks you and abuses you verbally and emotionally, that just means he loves you and you're wrong for thinking of leaving him.

No they're just beaten into submission. Ever heard of Stockholm Syndrome? Bella letting him rape her numerous times and letting him rape their baby (which is being hinted at) seems like submission.

No they're just beaten into submission. Ever heard of Stockholm Syndrome? Bella letting him rape her numerous times and letting him rape their baby (which is being hinted at) seems like submission.

and this is different from how i ended it? "you're wrong for thinking of leaving" sounds like being forced into submission.

but im through with this, this is the most ive posted on any twitlight thread, and i bid everyone here a fond grow-the-fu'ck-up and twitlight sucks.

In Twilight, vampires' hearts don't beat.
So vampires' blood doesn't flow.
Therefore, vampires can't get an erection.
And so they can't have sex.
Now you tell me: How did Edward impregnate Bella? Hmm?

Fail.

Well, you see that's because Twilight Vampires are just characters in Stephen Myers fucked up Mary Sue romance novel staring herself; They are hollowed shells of what they should be.

How do I get a cool name like Eosian?

Well, you must first become an astronaut named Locke Parasotto and embark on a dangerous mission to Jupiter in 2144 CE. But upon arriving you realize that the mission had no plans for bringing you back, and you were just a lab rat. So you formulate a plan to exact revenge on those tea sipping yuppies at central command: You will alter your body using the broken robots scattered throughout the planet to become part machine. The EOSIAN SLAVEDRIVER series seemed like the best choice. But soon you will realize that this is a slippery slope, and you end up more machine than man. Forever stranded upon a planet with no life whatsoever! It's drives you insane! You lose your grip on reality, your humanity, your very way of LIFE. Until one day a solar wind creates a rift in time and space and you're sent back to 2004 where the salt mines are operational. There, the evil wizard Yogmowth gives you an ultimatum: Work for him and get recruits or you will be destroyed in every possible way there is to be destroyed, and even some that are essentially impossible. There you launch your campaign of manipulation, bloodshed, and passive aggressive sticky note tactics.

No they're just beaten into submission. Ever heard of Stockholm Syndrome? Bella letting him rape her numerous times and letting him rape their baby (which is being hinted at) seems like submission.

seriously what the pineapple

This explains a lot at why my old school was filled with whores.

This explains a lot at why my old school was filled with whores.

Wheres this school?

Wheres this school?

transylvania, obv.

Connecticut. Not even in the city.

transylvania, obv.

Sweet, ive got my wooden stakes and garlic packed just in case!

Well, Angel a good vampire in Buffy the Vampire Slayer could do it. But it turns him evil because of a curse..

Cheneye's heart doesn't beat, but I'm sure he can get an erection. Well, at his age maybe not, but that's beyond the point.

I don't even read the books. I just came across those 2 facts and happened to be studying for Biology at that time.

Oh, I see.

Wheres this school?

Whores will pineapple everyone, everyone

except you

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Whores will pineapple everyone, everyone

except you

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And you apparently.