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Vampires can't have sex - bio9205 - 2010-08-30
In Twilight, vampires' hearts don't beat.
So vampires' blood doesn't flow.
Therefore, vampires can't get an erection.
And so they can't have sex.
Now you tell me: How did Edward impregnate Bella? Hmm?
Fail.
Vampires can't have sex - Eos - 2010-08-30
Actually the standard mythos for all vampires is that have absolute control over their blood flow since their blood is the blood of what they consume and it sustains and powers them.
Combine that with his super stamina and he's good for days.
Vampires can't have sex - SlayerZach - 2010-08-30
>Vampire thread
>sees a mentioning of Twilight
>exits thread
Vampires can't have sex - Alloy - 2010-08-30
Eosian Wrote:Actually the standard mythos for all vampires is that have absolute control over their blood flow since their blood is the blood of what they consume and it sustains and powers them.
Combine that with his super stamina and he's good for days.
You've been thinking a lot about it, haven't you.
Vampires can't have sex - bio9205 - 2010-08-30
Eosian Wrote:Actually the standard mythos for all vampires is that have absolute control over their blood flow since their blood is the blood of what they consume and it sustains and powers them.
Combine that with his super stamina and he's good for days.
You're implying they can have erections for as long as they want? Holy pineapple.
Vampires can't have sex - Hanabira.Kage - 2010-08-30
No blood flow? Sounds like Shiki. o.O
Well yeah, what Eos said makes sense. Holy pineapple at perpetual erections. I feel sorry for Bella.
Well yeah, what Eos said makes sense. Holy pineapple at perpetual erections. I feel sorry for Bella.
Vampires can't have sex - Kalovale - 2010-08-30
Hanabira.Kage Wrote:sorry
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Vampires can't have sex - Hanabira.Kage - 2010-08-30
Kalovale Wrote:
NOOOO!! NOT THE LOOK!!! DON'T LOOK AT ME WITH THOSE EYESSSSSSS T.T
Vampires can't have sex - Rob - 2010-08-30
Hanabira.Kage Wrote:No blood flow? Sounds like Shiki. o.O
Well yeah, what Eos said makes sense. Holy pineapple at perpetual erections. I feel sorry for Bella.
Aaand, that would make an awesome porno scene.
Vampires can't have sex - DrRusty - 2010-08-30
How do I get a cool name like Eosian?
Vampires can't have sex - MetaSeraphim - 2010-08-30
Eosian Wrote:Actually the standard mythos for all vampires is that have absolute control over their blood flow since their blood is the blood of what they consume and it sustains and powers them.
Combine that with his super stamina and he's good for days.
I thought all real men had complete mastery over their penis and could control whatever it does?
Vampires can't have sex - DrRusty - 2010-08-30
MetaSeraphim Wrote:I thought all real men had complete mastery over their penis and could control whatever it does?
which is why the Twilight thing falls apart
Vampires can't have sex - Five Second Pose - 2010-08-30
bio9205 Wrote:Now you tell me: How did Edward impregnate Bella? Hmm?
what the pineapple when did this happen twilight is even more fucked up than I thought
Vampires can't have sex - Razzberry - 2010-08-30
In the book they explain it. I'm not gonna go all into it, but it has to do with venom and that's why Bella had a half-vampire type baby.
Vampires can't have sex - Alloy - 2010-08-30
Razzberry Wrote:In the book they explain it. I'm not gonna go all into it, but it has to do with venom and that's why Bella had a half-vampire type baby.
So, it's like a llama spit, only... more...
D:
Vampires can't have sex - Eos - 2010-08-30
Alloy Wrote:You've been thinking a lot about it, haven't you.
Pretty sure VtM covered it.
Vampires can't have sex - FrozNlite - 2010-08-30
bio9205 Wrote:You're implying they can have erections for as long as they want? Holy pineapple.
This is also covered by Stephanie Meyer. Remember when Rosalie and Emmett first got together?
> assuming you haven't read the books, perhaps
But yeah. In the world of Twilight, vampires live forever, basically never get tired, and can fuck for days at a time. They stop out of boredom over anything else, most likely.
Vampires can't have sex - Kurtle - 2010-08-30
Rayquaza2233 Wrote:what the pineapple when did this happen twilight is even more fucked up than I thought
Bella actually marries Edward in the final book, and on the first night they have sex, but it's more like a brutal raping. She wakes up with bruises covering all of her legs and hips. Edward went OMGWTFSEX all over her and couldn't stop. She then let him rape her 3 or 4 more times, IIRC
Vampires can't have sex - Loose - 2010-08-30
This topic is about blood sucking fairies having sex.
Vampires can't have sex - Five Second Pose - 2010-08-30
Kurtle Wrote:Bella actually marries Edward in the final book, and on the first night they have sex, but it's more like a brutal raping. She wakes up with bruises covering all of her legs and hips. Edward went OMGWTFSEX all over her and couldn't stop. She then let him rape her 3 or 4 more times, IIRC
my point still stands