Those silly Olympic commentators!
#1
Here are the top nine comments made by NBC sports commentators during the Summer Olympics that they would probably want to take back:

1. Weight-lifting commentator: 'This is Gregorieva from Bulgaria. I saw her snatch this morning during her warm up and it was amazing.'

2. Dressage commentator: 'This is really a lovely horse and I speak from personal experience since I once mounted her mother.'

3. Paul Hamm, Gymnast: 'I owe a lot to my parents, especially my mother and father.'

4. Boxing Analyst: 'Sure there have been injuries, and even some deaths in boxing, but none of them really that serious.'

5. Softball announcer: 'If history repeats itself, I should think we can expect the same thing again.'

6. Basketball analyst: 'He dribbles a lot and the opposition doesn't like it. In fact you can see it all over their faces.'

7. At the rowing medal ceremony: 'Ah, isn't that nice, the wife of the IOC president is hugging the cox of the British crew.'

8. Soccer commentator: 'Julian Dicks is everywhere. It's like they've got eleven Dicks on the field.'

9. Tennis commentator: 'One of the reasons Andy is playing so well is that, before the final round, his wife takes out his balls and kisses them... Oh my God, what have I just said?'
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#2
I like the last one the best.
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#3
"Oh my god, what have I just said"

LOL.

What does the first one mean?

:x
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#4
Its slang for female genetalia.
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#5
*facepalm* wow... (the last one was the best, or was it the worst?)
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#6
I wonder if he says to his wife, "kiss my balls for good luck, sweetie?"

I lawled. Biggrin
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#7
owow.
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#8
My gf loves to kiss my balls! Big Grin
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#9
banditcom Wrote:My gf loves to kiss my balls! Big Grin

Rolleyes
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#10
Kelsey loves to kiss my balls.
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