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Those silly Olympic commentators! - Cybuster - 2008-08-30
Here are the top nine comments made by NBC sports commentators during the Summer Olympics that they would probably want to take back:
1. Weight-lifting commentator: 'This is Gregorieva from Bulgaria. I saw her snatch this morning during her warm up and it was amazing.'
2. Dressage commentator: 'This is really a lovely horse and I speak from personal experience since I once mounted her mother.'
3. Paul Hamm, Gymnast: 'I owe a lot to my parents, especially my mother and father.'
4. Boxing Analyst: 'Sure there have been injuries, and even some deaths in boxing, but none of them really that serious.'
5. Softball announcer: 'If history repeats itself, I should think we can expect the same thing again.'
6. Basketball analyst: 'He dribbles a lot and the opposition doesn't like it. In fact you can see it all over their faces.'
7. At the rowing medal ceremony: 'Ah, isn't that nice, the wife of the IOC president is hugging the cox of the British crew.'
8. Soccer commentator: 'Julian Dicks is everywhere. It's like they've got eleven Dicks on the field.'
9. Tennis commentator: 'One of the reasons Andy is playing so well is that, before the final round, his wife takes out his balls and kisses them... Oh my God, what have I just said?'
Those silly Olympic commentators! - Dusk - 2008-08-30
I like the last one the best.
Those silly Olympic commentators! - Myles - 2008-08-30
"Oh my god, what have I just said"
LOL.
What does the first one mean?
:x
Those silly Olympic commentators! - Cybuster - 2008-08-30
Its slang for female genetalia.
Those silly Olympic commentators! - randompeep - 2008-08-30
*facepalm* wow... (the last one was the best, or was it the worst?)
Those silly Olympic commentators! - Throes - 2008-08-30
I wonder if he says to his wife, "kiss my balls for good luck, sweetie?"
I lawled.
Those silly Olympic commentators! - Rain - 2008-08-30
owow.
Those silly Olympic commentators! - banditcom - 2008-08-30
My gf loves to kiss my balls!
Those silly Olympic commentators! - candee - 2008-08-30
banditcom Wrote:My gf loves to kiss my balls!
Those silly Olympic commentators! - Sammy - 2008-08-30
Kelsey loves to kiss my balls.