All My Dreams are Lies

Since I was a little boy, I always wanted to be an artist at Jewliard, but they rejected my application.

I had to settle with the second best option which was to stay at home, but my mom told me to be productive since the economy was bad. I decided that I would pick up global conquest as a hobby.

That chick lacks nipples, no wonder you got rejected.

That chick lacks nipples, no wonder you got rejected.

Not to mention that the breasts aren't heaving. Certainly an essential element to woo male admissions officers.