+- Southperry.net (https://www.southperry.net)
+-- Forum: Social (https://www.southperry.net/forumdisplay.php?fid=14)
+--- Forum: Shenanigans (https://www.southperry.net/forumdisplay.php?fid=51)
+--- Thread: All My Dreams are Lies (/showthread.php?tid=28752)
All My Dreams are Lies - Swerve - 2010-08-08
Since I was a little boy, I always wanted to be an artist at Jewliard, but they rejected my application.
![[Image: how-to-draw-a-ballerina-dancer-step-5.jpg]](http://www.dragoart.com/tuts/pics/9/1920/8225/how-to-draw-a-ballerina-dancer-step-5.jpg)
All My Dreams are Lies - Swerve - 2010-08-08
![[Image: hitler460.jpg]](http://image.guardian.co.uk/sys-images/Arts/Arts_/Pictures/2007/08/07/hitler460.jpg)
I had to settle with the second best option which was to stay at home, but my mom told me to be productive since the economy was bad. I decided that I would pick up global conquest as a hobby.
All My Dreams are Lies - Loose - 2010-08-08
That chick lacks nipples, no wonder you got rejected.
All My Dreams are Lies - madanthony - 2010-08-08
Loose Wrote:That chick lacks nipples, no wonder you got rejected.
Not to mention that the breasts aren't heaving. Certainly an essential element to woo male admissions officers.