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The f'uck is wrong with you?

Anyway, whenever I'm wasted I can still type almost perfectly. Looks nothing like the examples in this thread. Y'all be the liars.

I can type perfectly fine while drunk too, albeit I don't drink often and I have a high alcohol tolerance.

is it sad im 21 in 8 days and ive no desire to drink at all?

Welcome to the club. Almost 20 and the only drinks I've ever had are champagne and kosher wine at a wedding and a shabbat dinner, respectively.

Normally while intoxicated people can type just fine. Maybe a few errors here and there.

Not only are you exaggerating this fact, but you're lying about being drunk. Shameful.

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Whenever I'm wasted I can still type almost perfectly. Looks nothing like the examples in this thread. Y'all be the liars.

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For some reason, that doesn't look near as bad as the time my friend poked me around 4 AM in the morning. I rolled off the couch and ended up vomiting all over his foot. I believe the coloration of my vomit was almost orange-red, I remembered having Captain Morgan's Iced Tea, though I did drank like 20+ cold glasses within an hour. :/

[color="#000080"] What the f'uck Matt!

That's so gross [/color]

[color="#000080"] What the f'uck Matt!

That's so gross [/color]

It wasn't a good feeling waking up in it.

is it sad im 21 in 8 days and ive no desire to drink at all?

I'm 21 and most I've been is a little tipsy, have no desire to go further than that. I'm actually afraid of the idea of getting drunk, though some drinks taste damn good. :< Of course I only drink fruity/chocolatey stuff...

Also, that picture is one reason why I don't wanna ever be drunk. Do not want.

FML. My pillow is ruined. No more memory foam pillow for me anymore. D:

is it sad im 21 in 8 days and ive no desire to drink at all?

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I'm only 18 and drink more than you =| Favorite drink? A cosmo. /girl
Happy early birthday Tobi! Let's go get f'ucked up!~[/COLOR]

I'm 21 and most I've been is a little tipsy, have no desire to go further than that. I'm actually afraid of the idea of getting drunk, though some drinks taste damn good. :< Of course I only drink fruity/chocolatey stuff...

Also, that picture is one reason why I don't wanna ever be drunk. Do not want.

wait, WAIT, HOW EVERY-FUNKING THING; theres CHOCOLATE-FLAVORED ALCOHOL!?

wait, WAIT, HOW EVERY-FUNKING THING; theres CHOCOLATE-FLAVORED ALCOHOL!?

Mudslides and chocolate margaritas. 8D

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Must...not...share...opinion...

Please, Rick?

wait, WAIT, HOW EVERY-FUNKING THING; theres CHOCOLATE-FLAVORED ALCOHOL!?

Yes.

Speaking of alcohol, I did get like 450+ dollars on my recent biweekly paycheck. I think I'll go spend half of it on booze for this week and the next. Yasz. Probably going to buy some Chambord and mix it up with some stuff and make myself enough Schnozzberry for the next couple of months.

[video=youtube;T3Y24SNfH2Q]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T3Y24SNfH2Q[/video]

:|

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GO GO GO GO RICK! WE WANT YOUR OPINION!
*clapping hands furiously*

i wont be able to get drunk on my 17 birthday on the 17 because of my anti depressant pills i dunno whats going to happen.

Mudslides and chocolate margaritas. 8D

Yes.

Speaking of alcohol, I did get like 450+ dollars on my recent biweekly paycheck. I think I'll go spend half of it on booze for this week and the next. Yasz. Probably going to buy some Chambord and mix it up with some stuff and make myself enough Schnozzberry for the next couple of months.

i.. i love you both.

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please do.

If you like chocolate drinks, especially alcoholic ones, I highly recommend Kahlua. Just buy the ones that doesn't already have milk mixed in it, a huge bottle is about.. 17-18 bucks? Just mix it with regular milk, and there you go! There were other brands, but I haven't tried 'em yet. Also try Bailey's, though it isn't chocolate.