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guis - Cancambo - 2010-06-10

its my motha fucong 18th bdtau and I AM DRUNK AS FC=CUK. I EVEN got a lap dance, lige is se=weet.

guis - Kalovale - 2010-06-10

Congrats! Now your dad can legally kick you out of the house.

guis - Giullare - 2010-06-10

Kalovale Wrote:Congrats! Now your dad can legally kick you out of the house.

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guis - Pikamemnon - 2010-06-10

I thought u were a girl?

guis - Cancambo - 2010-06-10

thT AIN T COOLL MAN and i am not a gitl

guis - Giullare - 2010-06-10

Cancambo Wrote:thT AIN T COOLL MAN and i am not a gitl

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guis - Rob - 2010-06-10

[color="#000080"] *BROFIST* x99


F'UCK YEHHhH [/color]

guis - TøbiasBlack - 2010-06-10

grats.

guis - FrozNlite - 2010-06-10

I second Rob, but I am disappoint you not only made a Funhouse thread, but also replied again on the first page, all while intoxicated. Live it up away from the interwebs!

guis - madanthony - 2010-06-10

On this day in history:
1786 – A landslide dam on the Dadu River created by an earthquake ten days earlier collapses, killing 100,000 in the Sichuan province of China.
1838 – Myall Creek Massacre in Australia: 28 Aboriginal Australians are murdered.
1886 – Mount Tarawera in New Zealand erupts, killing 153 people and destroying the famous Pink and White Terraces.
1944 – World War II: 642 men, women and children are killed in the Oradour-sur-Glane Massacre in France
1944 – World War II: In Distomo, Boeotia Prefecture, Greece 218 men, women and children are massacred by German troops.
1997 – Before fleeing his northern stronghold, Khmer Rouge leader Pol Pot orders the killing of his defense chief Son Sen and 11 of Sen's family members.

Congrats on your special day!

guis - Rob - 2010-06-10

[color="#000080"] Reminds me of

http://www.southperry.net/showthread.php?t=13017 [/color]

guis - Mark - 2010-06-10

Normally while intoxicated people can type just fine. Maybe a few errors here and there.

Not only are you exaggerating this fact, but you're lying about being drunk. Shameful.

guis - Khoi - 2010-06-10

Mark Wrote:Normally while intoxicated people can type just fine. Maybe a few errors here and there.

Not only are you exaggerating this fact, but you're lying about being drunk. Shameful.

Tell that to me again when you:

-Are a lightweight and weigh at exactly 110 pounds
-Drink hard vodka, then whiskey, then end up drinking beer all on the same night
-Drink from 7 PM - 3 AM in the morning
-Drive home drunk
-Sit down in front of your computer wondering if you're in the right house, or "What time is it?"

guis - Rob - 2010-06-10

[color="#000080"]
Mark Wrote:Normally while intoxicated people can type just fine. Maybe a few errors here and there.

Not only are you exaggerating this fact, but you're lying about being drunk. Shameful.

That's a lie. And a huge one. I can't type s'hit when I'm drunk. Here's an example of my text messages when I'm drunk:

''Sweeti, i luvu so,. much

gime hed whenn u get here kk?'' [/color]

guis - Khoi - 2010-06-10

I'm so f*cked up when I'm drunk, I'm not even Khoi anymore. The more drunk I get, the more jumpy I tend to get, and I just end up drinking more. One day, I didn't get home from the bar til probably 3 AM, I usually end up home around midnight. Sure sucks, man. I had to drive a brotha home too, and he lives a town or so away. Speaking of drinking, I want some f*cking "Flaming Dr. Pepper" shots all of a sudden, thanks a lot, guys. F`uck. And maybe like 10 shots of Schnozzberry while I'm at it.

Quote:Ingredients

Mixing Instructions

This drink can be made two different ways.

1. Pour Chambord and Limon into a shot glass, then drop into glass of Red Bull and chug, or
2. Mix ingredients in a 9 oz. glass.
The local bar I go to, this shot costs like 7 bucks, but it's worth it. Totally.

guis - Rob - 2010-06-10

[color="#000080"]
Omni Wrote:I'm so f*cked up when I'm drunk, I'm not even Khoi anymore. The more drunk I get, the more jumpy I tend to get, and I just end up drinking more. One day, I didn't get home from the bar til probably 3 AM, I usually end up home around midnight. Sure sucks, man. I had to drive a brotha home too, and he lives a town or so away. Speaking of drinking, I want some f*cking "Flaming Dr. Pepper" shots all of a sudden, thanks a lot, guys. F`uck. And maybe like 10 shots of Schnozzberry while I'm at it.

Ingredients

Mixing Instructions

This drink can be made two different ways.

1. Pour Chambord and Limon into a shot glass, then drop into glass of Red Bull and chug, or
2. Mix ingredients in a 9 oz. glass.

The local bar I go to, this shot costs like 7 bucks, but it's worth it. Totally.

I so f'ucking need to drink something right now [/color]

guis - Khoi - 2010-06-10

I think I'm going to buy a couple bottles of Chambord and start saving up money so I have enough to get a bunch of Red Bull and put it all under my bed, then I'll start making Schnozzberry drinks whenever I'm at home, inviting a couple friends over, bro. Good sh`it.

guis - Mark - 2010-06-10

Omni Wrote:Tell that to me again when you:

-Are a lightweight and weigh at exactly 110 pounds
-Drink hard vodka, then whiskey, then end up drinking beer all on the same night
-Drink from 7 PM - 3 AM in the morning
-Drive home drunk
-Sit down in front of your computer wondering if you're in the right house, or "What time is it?"

The f'uck is wrong with you?

Anyway, whenever I'm wasted I can still type almost perfectly. Looks nothing like the examples in this thread. Y'all be the liars.

guis - TøbiasBlack - 2010-06-10

is it sad im 21 in 8 days and ive no desire to drink at all?

guis - ★★★★★ - 2010-06-10

TøbiasBlack Wrote:is it sad im 21 in 8 days and ive no desire to drink at all?
Im only 19 right now , but i still dont have a desire to drink at all. ill be 21 next year....