Thread of Honesty

I cried myself to sleep when I heard that South Perry was going to be shut down.

OMG! Me too! I'm crying right now while listening to nostalgic music of Zelda games I can no longer play due to unforeseen circumstances. =/

Serious reason is serious.

OMG! Me too! I'm crying right now while listening to nostalgic music of Zelda games I can no longer play due to black people. =/

Fix'd.

the truth? I really am not a virgin. ive been using women ever since high school. I go out with them, and just fu'ck em and chuck em. I hate being tied down. Only recently have i been trying to get a serious girlfriend, not just a fu'ck buddy, not just a one night stand, but someone i can at least spend a few weeks with together. I only hid this because im ashamed that ive abused so many people and broken so many hearts over the years.

Tobias, that is a dirty lie.
We all know you cannot stay with one girl for two reasons: 1) they like french and 2) they don't do you up the bum.

I am actually TøbiasBlack's long lost twin brother. Only recently has this come to light to the both of us, and now we're working on plans to take over the world by commandeering Fiel's Bee Cannon.

Tobias, that is a dirty lie.
We all know you cannot stay with one girl for two reasons: 1) they like french and 2) they don't do you up the bum.

you assume i cared enough to divulge my kinks with those girls. =|

EDIT::
@Nalek: No. we just look identical. i have no intentions of destroying a non-existant weapon.

I made no such assumption. But you will feel anger when they try to get you to take French, or try and have you do their bums. Whether or not you told them about your kinky kinks is of no concern.

I made no such assumption. But you will feel anger when they try to get you to take French, or try and have you do their bums. Whether or not you told them about your kinky kinks is of no concern.

if they so much as try, theyre gone.

[COLOR="Magenta"]Guys. I have a confession to make.

I'm actually a cat.



I'm sorry I lied to you all.[/COLOR]

Guys. I have a confession to make.

I'm actually a cat.

-THIS IS A FUCKING SNIP, FUCKING GOT IT?-

I'm sorry I lied to you all.

This forum has enough furries that this is no setback.

[COLOR="Magenta"]Guys. I have a confession to make.

I'm actually a cat.



I'm sorry I lied to you all.[/COLOR]

We're actually all cats. Didn't you catch on after seeing the :3 thread?

(Well, Sarah's a bird. She molts.)

I'm Sarah's mult. Deep down, I really am a skinny white, limp-wristed gay American queen.

I actually dropped out of college about three years ago. Since then I've lived in a small apartment that my parents are paying for so I can play games, watch anime, read manga, and do drugs all day. Sometimes I'll leave my apartment so I can gamble or buy things at a local anime store. In addition, I am a lolicon/pedophile. I've even gone out to an elementary school and taken pictures of the school girls walking home. On top of all of that, I am extremely paranoid and have trouble interacting with people that I don't already know.

By the way, I am actually Japanese. My name is Sato.

Everyone note this thread is now in the Speakeasy. Do not reply to the Funhouse replies.

EDIT: Never mind, he changed his mind. Funhouse away.

Everyone note this thread is now in the Speakeasy. Do not reply to the Funhouse replies.

inb4funhouse

I've never actually watched a single anime in my entire life aside from a few episodes of Dragonball Z that aired here and there on TV. I actually have a respectable job, and go outside on a daily basis. I have 8 personalities made up, and can't even tell which one is the real me anymore. My arms are amputated, so I've learned to be dexterous with my feet. In my spare time, I enjoy painting.

My whole life was unlimited blade works.

Hi. I'm actually a reverse weeaboo posing as an American...
Truth is, I really wish I was born in America. I moved to America only a year ago. I pretend to be too ashamed of my Japanese to actually use it. When I actually do type in Japanese, I always intentionally add one obvious grammatical error somewhere in hopes that someone will point it out and make it seem as if I'm not a native speaker.

I pretend that I grew up on cartoons like Dexter's Laboratory, and The Smurfs, and Jonny Quest, etc etc. In reality, I didn't see these shows at all until late in my life, just downloading the series and pretending that I watched them as they were being aired.


I never stated my real age on Southperry. I never state my real age anywhere. Most of the time I leave my default age at 18 just so I'm not bothered by anyone, and to have a fairly neutral age that's neither young nor old. In reality, I'm a 70's child. Mid 70's actually, so I'm not that old, but still getting there. I still think of myself as a child, and still act childish. I wish I could stay a child forever, I truly do.

I am also the same persona as the person above. Or, at least, I think I am.

I enjoy Doritos.

In a parallel universe, I am Yotsuba..

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