Thread of Honesty - Printable Version

Thread of Honesty - Printable Version

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Thread of Honesty - Link - 2010-06-05

Well, since Southperry is closing down, we may as well open ourselves up to each other and tell the truth we've been hiding all of this time.

Mine is :

I don't speak Japanese.

I've never been able to. All of those stories of me taking Japanese class and speaking with my Japanese friends, all of it was fake; all made-up stories for my online persona.

For such a crime, I apologize for the lies I have said here.

Now, it's your turn. What truths do you have, Southperry?

Thread of Honesty - Smooth Criminal - 2010-06-05

My name is actually Mitch Connor. Just your run of the mill con man. I've been moving from town to town, scamming people since I was fifteen. But I'm tired of running. I've been a cheater all my life. And now I've ruined a singer's career, lost a record company millions, and cost this little boy his precious time. Mostly, I'm sorry to you, Ben. I'm sorry I played Tiddly Winks with your heart.

But it's over now. The cyanide pill I took should be taking effect very soon. Hmph, looks like the sun is goin' down. I wonder, will I dream?

Thread of Honesty - Link - 2010-06-05

Did I mention that this thread is serious?

Thread of Honesty - Loose - 2010-06-05

I'm not really a woman. ._.

Thread of Honesty - Link - 2010-06-05

ShiKage Wrote:Did I mention that this thread is serious?

Thread of Honesty - Loose - 2010-06-05

I'm being serious, I'm not really a woman. I never was and I'll never be one!

Thread of Honesty - Smooth Criminal - 2010-06-05

ShiKage Wrote:Did I mention that this thread is serious?

Understood.

Thread of Honesty - KaidaTan - 2010-06-05

I envy women.

Thread of Honesty - butterfλi - 2010-06-05

I periodically fap to 3D.

Thread of Honesty - Razzberry - 2010-06-05

I'm every woman.

Thread of Honesty - Link - 2010-06-05

-wonders how many people are going to realize I'm being 100% serious here-

-also wonders how many of these replies are actually serious-

Thread of Honesty - Nikkey - 2010-06-05

ShiKage Wrote:-wonders how many people are going to realize I'm being 100% serious here-

-also wonders how many of these replies are actually serious-

You posted this in the funhouse, lol.

Thread of Honesty - Loose - 2010-06-05

You are not the father!

Thread of Honesty - xBTAx - 2010-06-05

-wonders how many of ShiKage's replies to himself are serious-

Here's one: I'm straight. Sorry Austin.

Also: I'm the Kwisatz Haderach.

Thread of Honesty - K!yO - 2010-06-05

Honestly

Thread of Honesty - Loose - 2010-06-05

It's now Saturday where I live.

Thread of Honesty - Hazzy - 2010-06-05

I'm actually only 14, not 17 like I try to pretend to be.

Thread of Honesty - Kalovale - 2010-06-05

butterfλi Wrote:I periodically fap to 3D.

mind = blown

OT: I'm a crybaby.

Thread of Honesty - shroum - 2010-06-05

seriously: I'm a middle schooler (going into 8th grade)
but I already said that in a different thread lol...

Thread of Honesty - Link - 2010-06-05

Kalovale Wrote:mind = blown

OT: I'm a crybaby.

OMG! Me too! I'm crying right now while listening to nostalgic music of Zelda games I can no longer play due to unforeseen circumstances. =/